HOLLYWOOD - Omnigate Films in association with Gladiator Pictures has just announced that Bellanino Terrabini's film The Vampire Birthers will begin production after Christmas.
Clooney speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated th...
LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out.
It is no se...
Dating sites have had to compete in an ever more niche market area. Ads for mature dating, single parent dating, uniformed dating and illiterate darting have flooded the internet ad-sphere in recent weeks.
One site has announced amazing growth in...
HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston.
Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...
A self-confessed cannibal and his vampire mistress have asked their psychiatric institute in Sweden if they can get married and live the rest of their bloody lives together (promises to be pretty short lives!).
The cannibal, enjoyed chewing the fl...
WASILLA, Alaska - The campaign manager and staff of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin are desperate to try and put her back into the national spotlight.
In recent weeks fellow GOP female Michele "Hairspray" Bachmann has all but taken the focus...
NIAGARA FALLS, New York - One of the nicest and happiest couples in the nation Nina Dobrev and Ian Somberhalder was vacationing up in beautiful upstate New York.
They had flown into Niagara Falls for the weekend before returning to Hollywood to shoot an upcoming episode on their hit show The Vampire Diaries.
As the couple sat at a quaint outdoor cafe they were asked by a member of the entert...
"And you, Mr. Alberto Fisher are a real Vampire?"
"Yesss, pardon the hisss but the teeth you know."
"How do you know that you are a vampire? I see your reflection in the camera lens."
"An old Wifesssss tail, I asssssure you. My thong is riding up."
"Your thong?"
"Yesss, I love to wear a thong. Feelssss good all under asssss the commercial usssed to sssay."
"Do you drink blood?"...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton.
Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...
GLENDALE, California - Members of the Vermillion Vampire Sect of West Hollywood gathered Monday at the entrance to Michael Jackson's tomb to pay homage to their favorite musician. Although a former member of the group claims that Jackson was a card-c...
NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Officials are baffled by startling images that appear to confirm Glenn Beck's theory that President Obama is in fact a bloodsucking vampire.
According to a statement released by the Fairfield County Sheriff's Department,...
TARZANA, California - Selena Gomez was visiting a cousin in Tarzana, Flo "Frisky" Fernandez, when she was asked about her latest hit single.
She said the song is currently ranked #2 with a bullet. The title of the song is "Ya Know Just Cause I Hav...
HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's leading producers, brothers Amaretto and Staccato Monteverdi have joined together to film the vampire epic, The Vampire Diet.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart purchased the rights to the Alec Swishtoot penned n...
HOUSTON - After being the owners of The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in Houston for only three months, Rob Pattinson and Kris Stewart have decided that the restaurant business is not for them.
Pattinson said that both are just too busy with their v...
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - A spokesperson for the largest retail chain in the world has just stated that every single franchise chain store has completely sold out of The Vuvuzela Vampire Action Figure Dolls.
The giant retailer has said that they hav...
LOS ANGELES - The star of The Twilight Saga vampire movies Kristen Stewart has issued an apology apologizing about having made some way out of line remarks.
Stewart reportedly said to a reporter for Great Britain's Elle Em En Ooh Pee Magazine that...
Renowned Transylvanian vampire, Nosferatu, aka Max Shreck, finally arrived in the Yorkshire port of Whitby last night after an arduous sea crossing on a sailing ship which left the crew dead, and the Captain, also dead, lashed to the wheel.
As ass...
Apparently among the young people of the Twilight filming was a real vampire, disguised as a prop. Immediately after the filming, Nosferatu, made his way out, unknown until someone asked the question, "Where's that extra coffin used in the first half...