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Funny story:  Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Doris Claypipe and her husband Dennis from England are just back from vacation in New York City. There, they met a Mr. Gerald Stromberg who had a drink with them at a bar near Central Park. Mr. Stromberg asked them to "say Hi" to his cousin, Mart...
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Funny story:  Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...
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Funny story:  Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...
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Funny story:  President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation. He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seve...
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Funny story:  President and First Lady reportedly separating

President and First Lady reportedly separating

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barak Obama and his wife, First lady Michelle, are reportedly separating. According to unnameable sources, Mrs. Obama is taking the couple's daughters, Malia, 16, and Natasha (alias Sasha), 11, with her to Martha's Vine...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It  For $5

Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...
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Funny story:  Obama on vacation - again

Obama on vacation - again

President Obama, taking a break from destroying the economic infrastructure of the United States, played a round of golf last weekend in Florida with Tiger Woods. It's not clear how many holes he played, but some observers (Jay Carney) stated that it...
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Funny story:  Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency. "Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to...
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Funny story:  Disneyland Kabul Sees Tourism Numbers Continue to Dip

Disneyland Kabul Sees Tourism Numbers Continue to Dip

Kabul, Afghanistan - Disneyland officials, in a financial press release revealed earlier today, reported the continuing decline in revenues at their Kabul Family Resort location. The financial brief cited reduced visitor counts, lack of available ho...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says He Is Tired Of All This Bad Weather And Plans To Vacation Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

President Obama Says He Is Tired Of All This Bad Weather And Plans To Vacation Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Last weekend it was an ornery lady named Irene who lashed out at the East Coast. This weekend another bitch named Katia looks like she may be following in Hurricane Irene's footsteps, at least according to all of the U.S. Weather S...
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Funny story:  Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...
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Funny story:  President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA. The president consulted with FED Chairma...
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Funny story:  Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Washington, DC - "If we Senators have to miss out on our summer vacations, then everyone is going to miss out on their summer vacations." Those angry words came from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, as he gaveled home a law which prohibits Amer...
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Funny story:  Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day-changing health scare. Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...
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Funny story:  IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...
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Funny story:  Government  Crackdown on Children's  Holidays!

Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...
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Funny story:  Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President Obama:...
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Funny story:  Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...
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