President Obama, taking a break from destroying the economic infrastructure of the United States, played a round of golf last weekend in Florida with Tiger Woods. It's not clear how many holes he played, but some observers (Jay Carney) stated that it...
CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency.
"Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to...
Kabul, Afghanistan - Disneyland officials, in a financial press release revealed earlier today, reported the continuing decline in revenues at their Kabul Family Resort location. The financial brief cited reduced visitor counts, lack of available ho...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Last weekend it was an ornery lady named Irene who lashed out at the East Coast. This weekend another bitch named Katia looks like she may be following in Hurricane Irene's footsteps, at least according to all of the U.S. Weather S...
Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy.
The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...
Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA.
The president consulted with FED Chairma...
Washington, DC - "If we Senators have to miss out on our summer vacations, then everyone is going to miss out on their summer vacations."
Those angry words came from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, as he gaveled home a law which prohibits Amer...
Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day-changing health scare.
Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...
Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense.
Checking his...
Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...
WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers.
President Obama:...
Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years.
According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...
Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
Renowned travel agents Tom Chef Travel, in an attempt to salvage the Egyptian tourist season, is offering myriad inducements to the travelling public.
Representative, Sir Gitalong Arsewipe, announced that starting tomorrow a one-week vacation to...
GAINESVILLE, FL - This time of year college students start putting away their books and start planning for Spring Vacation, once again only weeks away. This annual rite of passage means making new friends and non-stop partying. And as their parents v...
Today President Obama and 2000 of his closest friends embark on a working vacation trip to the Far East. Upon arriving in Mumbai, he and his entourage will stay at the 5 star Taj Mahal Palace where rooms start at $400-$500 per night.
With Ameri...
"American public holidays are outdated and need to be modernised for today's America!"
So proclaimed Barack Obama in a televised conference earlier this afternoon.
The brand new move from the Nobel Peace Award Winner comes after Obama wanted to...
WASHINGTON, DC - White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that all federal government employees will be given today off to recover from the Hurricane Earl threat.
"The magnitude of the threat caused grave concern for our family of...