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English to be Added to American Ballots

Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced in a special press conference today that Donald Trump has resolved the ballot language issue with Russian President Vladimir Putin. After months of negotiations and bribery Putin has agreed to add to American election...

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Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Funny story: Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...

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US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...

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Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Funny story: Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Faced with faltering poll numbers, Donald Trump and his advisors are taking a shot at tapping the African American vote, which normally goes Democratic 9 to 1. His recent outreach, however, might be doing more harm than good. Trying to piggyba...

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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Funny story: Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...

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Joe Biden on karmic 'Liverpool Care Pathway' say stargazers

Funny story: Joe Biden on karmic 'Liverpool Care Pathway' say stargazers

Washington - Capitol Hill astrologers are piling on the misery as a series of strategic zodiac aspects continues to blight Vice President Biden's natal chart. "We see him on the karmic equivalent of the Brits' controversial Liverpool Care Pathway,...

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U.S. Senatorial Candiddate Todd Akin Registers for Community College Bio Class

Funny story: U.S. Senatorial Candiddate Todd Akin Registers for Community College Bio Class

St. Louis, MO - Today, the St. Louis Community College's Registration Office had quite the visitor from the campaign trail. No, not either of the candidates for President, but Senatorial candidate, Todd Akin. Akin was quick to point out that he was...

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Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

Funny story: Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

In a move guaranteed to delight the liberal left, the GOP is to ban anyone with an education from entering future races to win the Republican presidential nomination. The decision has been welcomed by factions on the hard right and within the loos...

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Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door

Funny story: Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door

While election results in the mid term U.S. congress roll in, it became clear that the Republican party would make strong gains in the house but not as much in the senate. Most notably however, was the ouster of most wide right tea party candidates...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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