KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee.
President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistan...
For years people have been warned not to eat yellow snow, the reasons for this were unclear to scientists at Swansea University for the Criminally Insane.
In a blind taste test of plain, vanilla, white snow and yellow snow, the yellow snow was uni...
Warner Bros are to begin casting for an as of yet unnamed biopic recounting US Marine's liberating Afghanistan from its tyrannical rule by urinating on the corpses of fallen members of presiding Taliban forces.
The movie, to be directed by Franci...
The Euro zone faces recession as bond sales of special urine packages are going badly wrong. A leak from a urine sample in Germany has upset the market and caused quite a stink.
British urine is standing up well and the city is betting on a decent...
Research into producing electricity from urine has been carried out by scientists at the University of the West of England (UWE) in Bristol.
It is claimed the publication of a research paper into the viability of urine as a fuel for Microbial Fuel...
Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine.
For now, the vehicle is equipped only f...
An unnamed Premiership football player has been cleared of using a 'specified substance' after a drug test, when he claimed that he had unknowingly ingested the drug in another player's urine.
It seems that drinking a small quantity of urine is a...
Villagers living in Newby, Isle of Wight, awoke to a disturbing sight this morning. Lawns throughout the village are covered with millions of dead garden worms. Not an inch of green grass can be seen.
Even the 'early birds' were not coming down...
The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free.
If used fresh it ha...
A single corn stalk plant that is growing in front of a tavern in Mason City, Iowa was discovered to have 27 ears of corn growing on it-that is approximately 25 ears more than any other average corn stalk has growing on it in a growing season.
The...
If you are one of the millions who grabbed a vitamin water out of the convenience store cooler without reading the bottle, you probably assume that it was vitamin-fortified water.
If you actually read the label though, you learn that the vitamin l...
Friends of my son Kevin and he went out for the evening recently. They had a designated driver, were safe and had a lot of fun together. One of them, reported the next day on FaceBook exactly how much he drank. He claimed six 32 ounce and three 24 ounce beers. I got to thinking...
By my calculations, (6x32) + (3x24) = 264 fluid ounces. There are 128 fluid ounces to a gallon = 2.0625 gallons...
Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption.
"A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...
Looking for recognition other than being one of the Northern-most and coldest places in the U.S., International Falls Minnesota residents announced plans to host the first annual International Yellow Snowman competition this coming weekend.
Starte...
Historical archaeologists on Mt. Everest have discovered a patch of yellow snow that has been attributed to Sir. Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt. Everest. The historical ice, buried by snow since his climb in May of 1953, was uncovered by...
Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to bu...
Astronauts on the International Space Station were angry today after they fell for a practical joke from mission control.
They were told to test a special machine which would clean up their urine to make it safe and drinkable. The world watched a...
A chemist who contaminated food and wine in Gloucestershire supermarkets with his own urine and faeces has escaped prison today.
Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Gloucester, was found guilty of four counts of contaminating goods at four businesses in May...