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Short Guy Opts for Taller Urinal at Rest Area

Ludlow, MA - Short Guy Terry Dapp opted for a taller urinal upon entering the Ludlow Service Plaza Men's Room last Saturday. Vertically challenged at five feet four inches, Dapp would have been a superb match for the lower urinal that well serve...

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Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Funny story: Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Stock prices of Kohler Corporation tumbled today after their public announcement that they would no longer sponsor advertisements during the immensely popular Rush Limbaugh show. Kohler's keen marketing executives said that building pressure from t...

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Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

Funny story: Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

The Porcelain Throne Company, announced a new commercial urinal for the bar/restaurant and hotel market last week, after winning a patent on the radical new design. Response to the new urinal named "The Kirby", has reportedly overwhelmed the factory...

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Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Video games in Japan are aiming to improve the accuracy of Japanese men when it comes to the art of pissing accurately. As a third of Japanese men prefer to urinate sitting down, when their power of accuracy is unknown and women also, with a few e...

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Urinals for the Masses

Funny story: Urinals for the Masses

Ads for new products in the plumbing industry tend to sizzle with lackluster. Eyelids are at half-mast when the latest drain cleaner ad airs on network TV and even when the secret ingredient is plastic explosives. There is however a new plumbing...

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Urinal Manufacturer Releases New Kids Book; 'Everybody Pees'

Funny story: Urinal Manufacturer Releases New Kids Book; 'Everybody Pees'

International porcelain bathroom fixture manufacturer, Belgian Standard, announced today the new release of a children's picture book targeted at young boys and titled, "Everybody Pees". The clever marketing department at Belgian Standard found a...

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Congress Rushes to Enact 'Potty Parity' As Obama Names Yet Another Pant Suit Lard Ass to Team!

Funny story: Congress Rushes to Enact 'Potty Parity' As Obama Names Yet Another Pant Suit Lard Ass to Team!

Befuddled by real problems requiring leadership and real answers, the US Congress put off facing tough choices once again, and has devoted it's time to working on a "Potty Parity" bill to bring Women's Rest Rooms up to Men's Standards! The pressin...

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Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Funny story: Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.

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Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Funny story: Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Furious exchanges between local councillors marred last night's council meeting at Heavington Town Hall, with local Conservatives branding leading Labour councillor Bob Coalmerchant a left wing loony. The row erupted after the labour council spent...

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Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

Funny story: Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

According to an insider, an aide, at the U.S Senate and confirmed by that of another aide, this one in the House of Representatives, two very small secret cameras were set up over the urinals there and the results being passed around have shocked man...

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Consequences for Christie's crucial

Funny story: Consequences for Christie's crucial

China has condemned what it calls the illegal auction in Paris of two artefacts taken from a Chinese toilet 150 years ago. It has also warned Christie's auction house of unspecified consequences, but which could include standing next to a Chinese...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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