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Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants! Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bo...

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Man sues Louis Vuitton after finding brown stripes in his $200 underpants!

After buying a pair of Louis Vuitton underpants in the LV boutique on Sunset Boulevard for $250,00 dollars and wearing them only once, he discovered that there were several brown stripes in them. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, but has be...

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Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two. Appa...

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Private equity underpants down

Shares in Private Equity, manufacturers of men's underpants, decreased markedly after safety inspectors discovered design faults. Midriff bands had weakened during the recession, possibly due to severe weakening of essential commodities. Privat...

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Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...

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Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Funny story: Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. "I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...

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Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

Funny story: Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

A 24-year-old Nigerian man who claimed to have ties to al-Qaida and to hold a Lagos Public Library Card goes on trial this week for destroying his underwear on a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas Day 2009. Authorities later learned the man's fat...

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Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

Funny story: Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

London - (Big Bang Theory): Last Xmas Day his controversial penile dysfunction cure failed to light up underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's y-fronts. 289 Northwest Airlines Flight 253 passengers were spared from a fatal splattering of Ab...

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Reading the news in underwear is all the rage in Slovenia.

Funny story: Reading the news in underwear is all the rage in Slovenia.

Slovenian 24UR Newsroom, Slovenia: Catching Newsreaders with their trousers down is all part of the boring job of being a Newsreader in Slovenia. Seen on national television, a Newsreader moves his swivel chair away from the desk to reveal that h...

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Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Funny story: Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Wobbly ankled Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole today took the first step towards cleaning up his tarnished public image by founding the charity 'Underpant Relief.' Attending the opening of an operations centre in Shepherd's Bush, Cole ple...

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Hitler Underpants Withdrawn By Store Chain

Funny story: Hitler Underpants Withdrawn By Store Chain

In an eerie echo of a recent Spoof.com article which informed us that a documentary or somesuch was to be made about Hitler's underpants, it has emerged that a leading clothing retailer has withdrawn from sale a line of printed underpants which appea...

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2009 - Zombies Rising...And Rising....

Funny story: 2009 - Zombies Rising...And Rising....

They stink, they're rotting away, they look disgusting, they drool viscose black gunk and nobody in their right mind would ever want to sleep with one. They just aren't sexy. And yet... Zombies have become the darlings of the literary, film, and p...

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Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Funny story: Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Israeli warplanes have attacked the symbolic target of Yasser Arafat's underpants drawer and the strategic Ramallah quarry. Arafat's personalised "Hail to the Chief" underpants represent his leadership of the Palestinian embryonic state, one that...

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