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Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Funny story: Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...

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100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Funny story: 100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Kampala - NATO always had suspected, of course, that Joseph Kony, leader of Uganda's mass-murdering Lord's Resistance Army guerillas, was the inspiration behind the naming of Vladimir Putin's female black Labrador Retriever Koni. The mutt was wide...

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Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

Funny story: Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

KAMPALA, Uganda -- The National Assembly of Uganda entered a recess this week, ending one of the most productive legislative sessions in the country's history. The 375-member unicameral parliament enacted widespread reforms to the country's exhausti...

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Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

Funny story: Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is. "Preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other d...

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Readers Problems Answered II

Funny story: Readers Problems Answered II

DON'T SUFFER IN SILENCE! DON'T BOTTLE IT UP! LET IT ALL OUT! "Readers Problems Answered" Is Here To Help With This Week's Guest Editor: Key 19th Century Literary Realist and Author of The Portrait of a Lady and The Turn of the Screw HENRY JAMES Henry James certainly couldn't be accused of bottling it up, with all those novels and stories under his belt, and all his incredibly long s...

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Uganda Requests Return Of Gay Nationals living in the UK

As strange as it may sound 98 per cent of Ugandan gay asylum-seekers to the U.K. are returned home, most likely to a fate of death or persecution. In a "hard-hitting" U.K. study, handed to the Home Secretary Theresa May, it was stated that asylum...

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Uganda Scandal Over Human Sacrifices Threatens to Spill Over to White House: Several Obama Tribesman Now Running for their Lifes!

Funny story: Uganda Scandal Over Human Sacrifices Threatens to Spill Over to White House: Several Obama Tribesman Now Running for their Lifes!

A recent scandal, involving the impact of Witch Doctors ordering Human Sacrifices to ensure Wealth, Success, & Power in Uganda, has threatened to spill over to Obama's White House, as several recent appointees have gone missing, and dozens more...

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Ugandans Dress Like English Gents On Kampala Rubbish Dumps

Funny story: Ugandans Dress Like English Gents On Kampala Rubbish Dumps

Charitable British people are been urged to consider the environment before discarding unwanted clothing to collectors, after it has emerged that the clothes don't always end up as charity donations. According to a government report, at least one...

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Ugandan Women Use Breasts To Rob Foreign Travelers

Police in Unganda have released a warning to travelers about criminal gangs in the country that use women to lure men into sexual trysts in order to rob them after they are rendered unconscious with chloroform smeared over the women's breasts. Po...

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Uganda Bans Miniskirts, National Geographic Cheers Return to Normalcy

Funny story: Uganda Bans Miniskirts, National Geographic Cheers Return to Normalcy

The Government of the African nation of Uganda has banned the wearing in public of the miniskirt by women (men are still permitted to wear them, but that is another story). They claim that this was done to prevent traffic accidents, both car and ox...

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'Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts:' Uganda minister's rant

Funny story: 'Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts:' Uganda minister's rant

Kampala, Uganda - (Wobbly Ass Mess): Uganda's ethics and integrity (sic) minister has had a Damascene revelation about what makes his country sic (sic). In a televised press conference today Nsaba Buturo said the seven deadly sins of biblical lore...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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