HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Local authorities are investigating one of the biggest sinkholes in the history of LaLaLand.
Officer Teddy Buffovich, 24, with the Hollywood Hills Police Department stated that overweight actress Kirstie Alley was home alone when...
ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory.
The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation.
Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...
DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined.
Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...
AUSTIN - There is no bigger fan of Hostess Twinkies than country music icon Willie Nelson.
The 79-year-old bearded wonder from the heart of Texas told Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine that he figures that he has probably eaten a little ov...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...
Following Friday's announcement that Hostess Brands was shuttering its facilities and ceasing operations, sales of the company's flagship product, Twinkies, have increased 10 fold - with some paying up to $550 for just one crème filled cake.
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