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Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
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Funny story: A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...
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Funny story: The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined. Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

AUSTIN - There is no bigger fan of Hostess Twinkies than country music icon Willie Nelson. The 79-year-old bearded wonder from the heart of Texas told Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine that he figures that he has probably eaten a little ov...
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Funny story: McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...
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Funny story: Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Following Friday's announcement that Hostess Brands was shuttering its facilities and ceasing operations, sales of the company's flagship product, Twinkies, have increased 10 fold - with some paying up to $550 for just one crème filled cake. T...
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