Sunday, January 29, 2017 -- In a barrage of early-morning tweets, President Donald J. Trump has revealed his plan to pay for his proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. The tweets were as colorful as ever, but displayed a new sense of discipline.
In an effort to assist business and world leaders in managing their commerce and diplomacy more effectively, Congress has passed a law effective for the course of the upcoming presidency. The law designates presidential tweets will be released once a...
A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality.
Texas - In a move to signal to the nation how serious he is on solving the border crisis in Texas, President Obama launched a new Twitter campaign aimed at forcing the hordes of illegal immigrants trying to come into our country to instantly lose...
SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs.
Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
The latest head of the BBC News operation has begun her new regime by attempting to stop the flow of leaks in the new building.
Fran Tick, acting director, pleaded with colleagues not to contribute to the wave which is threatening to engulf the or...
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