Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight.
With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...
Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump.
Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican.
In a bizarre and creepy statement, candidate Donald Trump said he would be dating a supermodel's daughter if he were not married. The only trouble is the "young woman" in question is the as yet to be born daughter of supermodel Taylor Kirsten.
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