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MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Funny story: MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star. At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...

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Lottery winner blows 1,8 million quid in five minutes!

Funny story: Lottery winner blows 1,8 million quid in five minutes!

A UK Lottery winner has told the world how to blow 1,8 million quid in 5 minutes in a BBC interview and does not expect one ounce of sympathy; well he aint going to get any. He listed his purchases and is claiming a place in the "Guiness book of r...

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Iranians to sell Airfix

Funny story: Iranians to sell Airfix

In a shock revelation, Iranian President Avadmedinnerdad has revealed that he will allow his "country" (read 14th Century confederation of warring factions) to sell their controlling interest in the well-known aircraft modelling firm, Airfix. "We...

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Ricky Gervais Exposed As Not Really An Actor - Just Ricky

Funny story: Ricky Gervais Exposed As Not Really An Actor - Just Ricky

As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...

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Euro Panic To Push UK Taxes Over 100%

Funny story: Euro Panic To Push UK Taxes Over 100%

Chancellor Osborne (Ozzie to his mates - more later) has announced his plan for the rescue of the British economy. "We will announce new taxation rates that will take the average British family's annual bill to approximately 112.376% of their annu...

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Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

Funny story: Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...

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Swanage Bakers IV Offer Way Out For Tevez

League One side Swanage Bakers IV have sent a loan request to Manchester City to take gravity defying Carlos Tevez on-loan, until someone can be bothered to take on his demands; one of them being that he is insists that he has a rotating hostess on s...

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Labour show true colours again !

A massive row has broken out after an Essex Labour candidate "need we say any more ?" called the Queen a "parasite" and likened her to "vermin". Peter White, or Comrade "oh" Shite as he is now known in Labour circles, used the arsebook networking...

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Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Funny story: Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Twitter, one of the fastest growing communication methods on the planet, has filed a class action suit in Federal Court against manufacturers of a new system called "Twatter." An attorney for the group said "This is obvious trademark infringement.

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Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Funny story: Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Indiana University professor Dr. Jack Roy Smithton is probably the most arrogant prick on campus. The snobby bastard has been known to glorify himself in lectures, speaking of himself as a so-called "expert" on any number of topics. He never fails to...

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Intelligence concludes Russel Brand Twat

Funny story: Intelligence concludes Russel Brand Twat

In a recent decision that has shocked the nation, Russell Brand was proved to be conceptually, figuratively and literally an enormous person (twat). The revelation came as a unique revelation to a large person who was formerly and concurrently a...

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Teen Meets Carson Daly, Realizes He's a Dick

After waiting in the cold New York Winter for nearly three hours 16 year-old Kristin Myers finally was invited up to the prestigous TRL Studio. "It was really cold that day and my friend Jenny and I were super-excited when they told us we could g...

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