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Funny story:  Necromancer Aleister Crowley and Queen Mother behind six mysterious Tutankhamun deaths

Necromancer Aleister Crowley and Queen Mother behind six mysterious Tutankhamun deaths

The reviled satanist and his favourite muse are top suspects in the unexplained London deaths of six men connected to the 1923 opening of the pharaoh's burial chamber in Luxor by Howard Carter. New research published this week details how a total...
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Funny story:  30% of Brits Not Related to Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun

30% of Brits Not Related to Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun

London - A major study of phylogenetic lineages (WTF? - Ed) has found that the legendary Egyptian Boy King didn't father 50% of European males, either. The genetics survey published by Ancient Sperm Bank News magazine blames a mutant strain of Wes...
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Funny story:  Doctors Confirm King Tut Is Dead

Doctors Confirm King Tut Is Dead

King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
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Funny story:  Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

London - (Osteoporosis): "Looks like the old Pharaoh is having the last laugh again!" curator of the British Museum chuckled today. Despite his advice thousands of wannabe believers at Westmonster Cathedral continued to file past the ossified rema...
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Funny story:  5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.
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Funny story:  King Tut Owned IPod and Cell Phone

King Tut Owned IPod and Cell Phone

(Memphis Egypt) Famed egyptologist Dr. Zany Hogwash announced to a stunned world that King Tutankhamun owned an Ipod and a cell phone. The items were discovered in 1922 by the Carter expedition but were misidentified as kitchen utensils. King Tut liv...
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Funny story:  Parky To 'Out-Shrine' King Tut

Parky To 'Out-Shrine' King Tut

Nation's favourite avuncular chat show host, Michael 'Parky' Parkinson, 99, wants his final show - to be aired next month on ITV1 - to encapsulate all that the nation's sofa-dwellers love about him.
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Funny story:  Curse of King Tut unleashed as Pretender tries on Pharaoh's gold crown

Curse of King Tut unleashed as Pretender tries on Pharaoh's gold crown

Greenwhich - (Archaeological Mess): King Tutankhamun's curse has been unleashed on the Pretender to the Puppet Throne as he and Camilla were seen to violate sacred exhibits displaying the ancient pharaoh's burial tat.
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Funny story:  King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

King Tut Tutankhamun Real Name was Finootch

Cairo, Egypt (IP) - King Tut's real name has been discovered on a bracelet he wore around his wrist. Scientists have deciphered the letters on the bracelet and now know his whole name was King Tutankhamun Povenmire Finootch.
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Funny story:  Curse of Tutankhamun as France rocked by Joan of Arc bone fakes

Curse of Tutankhamun as France rocked by Joan of Arc bone fakes

Paris - (Agence France Presse): The French establishment has been rocked to the core after the country's most sacred national treasure - bones of their patron Saint Joan of Arc - proved to be remains of a cat and a mummy raided from an ancient...
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Funny story:  Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.
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