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Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...
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Funny story: A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

CLEVELAND - Local authorities are still trying to figure out how 7,000 turkeys broke out of their turkey shelters and stampeded through a neighboring trailer park causing extensive damage. Auburn Quiverwine, 68, manager of The Happy Haven Estates...
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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h...
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Funny story: Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey farms across the country, but mainly in Somerset, have adopted a new security system for keeping the turkeys in and the things that eat turkeys out. "It's called chicken wire," said Mathew Bernard, who runs a turkey farm in Somerset. "It's...
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Funny story: Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys, the Indian chicken industry giants are currently said to be giving serious consideration to an offer tabled by a group of businessmen with a view to taking over Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Venkys relationship with the Blackburn fans co...
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Funny story: Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey. It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...
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