Showing:

Funny satire stories about turkeys

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...
View 'Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree'
Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...
View 'Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance'
Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...
View 'Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot'
Funny story: Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

A glut of enormous fat turkeys in Norfolk is a result of early ripening due to global warming, our Christmas fowl correspondent was told by the Bishop of Norfolk this morning. This is the second year running that the church has got it wrong since mo...
View 'Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming'
Funny story: PETA Wins Battle Over Turkeys!

PETA Wins Battle Over Turkeys!

An animal rights organization has won a decision that might affect the way your turkey looks and tastes next year. "For years we have been arguing with the turkey businesses about what they feed those turkeys. They can barely stand up, the breasts...
View 'PETA Wins Battle Over Turkeys!'
Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...
View 'Turkey Hotline a Success'
Funny story: A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

CLEVELAND - Local authorities are still trying to figure out how 7,000 turkeys broke out of their turkey shelters and stampeded through a neighboring trailer park causing extensive damage. Auburn Quiverwine, 68, manager of The Happy Haven Estates...
View 'A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park'
Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h...
View 'President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys'
Funny story: Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey farms across the country, but mainly in Somerset, have adopted a new security system for keeping the turkeys in and the things that eat turkeys out. "It's called chicken wire," said Mathew Bernard, who runs a turkey farm in Somerset. "It's...
View 'Turkey Farm constructs a new fence'
Funny story: Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys, the Indian chicken industry giants are currently said to be giving serious consideration to an offer tabled by a group of businessmen with a view to taking over Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Venkys relationship with the Blackburn fans co...
View 'Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers'
Funny story: Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey. It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...
View 'Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

9 18 21 6


47 readers are online right now!

Go to top