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Funny story:  Shroud Of Turin Is From A Woman's Body

Shroud Of Turin Is From A Woman's Body

Vatican City - Some stunning new computer images of the Shroud of Turin are revealing many new secrets to Vatican City scientists. The latest computer enhanced images contained something totally unexpected. The Shroud of Turin shows the body of a w...
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Funny story:  The Turin Shroud Sparks Row Between Morris Dancers And The Illuminati

The Turin Shroud Sparks Row Between Morris Dancers And The Illuminati

It all seems to be going a bit bonkers in Turin, home of the Shroud, Juventus, Torino, Fiat and Silvio Berlusconi. Or was that Milan? Anyway, there's been a right bit of argy-bargy between the Illuminati - the enlightened ones who really rule t...
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Funny story:  Spoof writer Lynton swears Turin Shroud cadaver 'has an erection'

Spoof writer Lynton swears Turin Shroud cadaver 'has an erection'

Cyberspace - (Jesus Wept): A Spoof writers' discussion about the Pope bowing before the Turin Shroud on Sunday has descended into chaos. Theories that the shroud depicts the corpse of Jacques de Molay - last Grand Master of the Knights Templar - a...
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud Comes Up Sparkling White With Daz-zle X

Turin Shroud Comes Up Sparkling White With Daz-zle X

Housewives flocked into Turin Cathedral today to witness first hand the effect of miracle wash powder Daz-zle X. Thousands queued to examine the famous shroud, now displayed in it's original 'whiter-than-white' condition. Women pilgrims, still in...
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Funny story:  Famous scientist says Shroud of Turin blood shows Jesus was actually a dark-skinned albino

Famous scientist says Shroud of Turin blood shows Jesus was actually a dark-skinned albino

CREATIONISM, TEXAS: A famous scientist working on the Shroud of Turin, who initially believed it was fake has now stated: "I absolutely believe that this is the original piece of cloth that was used to wrap the body of Jesus. As a result I have...
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Funny story:  Pope Smokes Shroud Of Turin

Pope Smokes Shroud Of Turin

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI had wonderful religious experience today, while smoking the Holy Bong. The pontiff needed to relax after washing the filthy feet of some fool in the Vatican's annual foot-fetish ritual. He wanted to have a real reli...
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud scientists carbon-date Obama birth certificate

Turin Shroud scientists carbon-date Obama birth certificate

Washington AC/DC - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Miniscule pollen traces on Barack Obama's birth certificate have been identified as Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck strains. The discovery flames an already bitter Birthers' argument that the plant mat...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud  dress!

Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

The Pope, has shocked the Vatican, by ordering Susan Boyle to sing for him and the Turin Shroud fashioned into her Evening Gown. The Pope ordered his minions to his Papal bed after having a bright idea, like goggled-eyed Velma Dinkley does in 'Sc...
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Funny story:  Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed

DATELINE:VATICAN_CITY-- The Pope is crying tonight and is kicking himself in anger. He made a horrific mistake over the weekend and sent the Shroud of Turin to the dry cleaners by mistake! The remarkable image of a crucified man is lost forever.
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Funny story:  Goody's wedding dress 'turning into a new Turin Shroud'

Goody's wedding dress 'turning into a new Turin Shroud'

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Vatican Orifice for Miracles and Portents has certified Jade Goody's wedding dress as miraculous garb after Turin Shroud-like images began to appear on its silken folds this week. This started a frenetic int...
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud washed

Turin Shroud washed

Scientists in America have revealed that they have made a big mistake.
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Funny story:  Blair's son Leo spawned from Turin Shroud-harvested DNA

Blair's son Leo spawned from Turin Shroud-harvested DNA

London - (Reuterus & Infalible Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's youngest brat Leo was conceived via cutting edge IVF treatment using DNA extracted from blood droplets found on the Turin Shroud hoax.
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Funny story:  Pranksters rob holy shrine of miraculous fluids

Pranksters rob holy shrine of miraculous fluids

Turin, Italy - (Satanic Mess): Italian newspapers have reported that a gang of occupational pranksters has targeted a church at the heart of one of the Vatican's greatest ever miracle scams and "stolen a vile (sic) of holy fluids as well as...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson Found on the Shroud of Turin!

Charles Manson Found on the Shroud of Turin!

Scientists and image analysts studying the Shroud of Turin have announced their findings during the Holy season of Easter. Guisseppe I. Justwowerk-Ferdapapa, lead scientist on the two decade study revealed that the DNA and the Image analysis confirms...
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.
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Funny story:  Morticians claim Anna Nicole's body has made a new Turin Shroud

Morticians claim Anna Nicole's body has made a new Turin Shroud

Florida - (Rioters): The embalmed body of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith has startled Fort Lauderdale morticians after a Turin Shroud-like imprint was found festooning the sheet that covered her remains ahead of next week's funeral.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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