Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions.
"We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing."
As the now nationwide arguments rage on in schools as to whether boys should wear long trousers, shorts or skirts, well known former pop singer Gary Glitter has thrown his weight - and there is now a fair bit of that - into the affair.
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