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Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...

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Sex Robots For U.S. Troops?

Funny story: Sex Robots For U.S. Troops?

Several leading psychiatrists are recommending that female robots be built for "Comfort For Troops". "The Japanese are getting ahead of us in robot technology but we still have firms here that produce amazing dolls that are beautiful", state Dr. R...

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U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

Funny story: U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today. I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts. We have been fighting a war for a long t...

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Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

Funny story: Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.

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Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Funny story: Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...

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U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

Funny story: U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...

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Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

Funny story: Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron's agent has just confirmed that he and Vanessa Hudgens have agreed to perform a concert for the American combat troops currently stationed in Detroit. Hayden Applebocker, Efron's agent said that he has been approached by the...

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Obama lies to troops

Funny story: Obama lies to troops

Naval Air Station Jacksonville, Florida - President Obama addressed a crowd of GIs about the variety of plans for Afghanistan, none which involve withdrawing as a certain African American candidate had promised over a year ago. He brought smiles a...

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Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Funny story: Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Iraq celebrated the withdrawal of its 300 billion barrels of oil reserves along with American troops from its cities with parades, fireworks and a national holiday on Tuesday as the prime puppet of Iraq Nuri Maliki trumpeted the sovereignty of its va...

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US President admits election promise about Afghanistan was a lie

Funny story: US President admits election promise about Afghanistan was a lie

President Barack Obama today admitted that a promise to cut the number of American troops in the Middle East, including Afghanistan, was a lie. 'Sure was', he said, 'so all of a sudden we have to admit we lied, and are going to increase troops there...

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Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

Funny story: Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...

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McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Funny story: McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...

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U.S. troops gearing up for war in East Timor

Funny story: U.S. troops gearing up for war in East Timor

President George W. Bush reportedly signed an executive order to send troops to Dili, East Timor after gunmen wounded that country's president, Jose Ramos-Horta, however, U.S. government officials were red-faced in meekly admitting they didn'...

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Harry To Do Sod All in Iraq

Funny story: Harry To Do Sod All in Iraq

Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.

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Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Funny story: Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

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Battle for control of more sand.

The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of ‘magnificent US and Iraqi co-oper...

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World & Bush Demand Israel Withdraw From Syria NOW, Or Else

The United States is intensifying its demand that Israel completely withdraw its troops from Syria.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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