DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...
(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)
A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron's agent has just confirmed that he and Vanessa Hudgens have agreed to perform a concert for the American combat troops currently stationed in Detroit.
Hayden Applebocker, Efron's agent said that he has been approached by the...
Naval Air Station Jacksonville, Florida - President Obama addressed a crowd of GIs about the variety of plans for Afghanistan, none which involve withdrawing as a certain African American candidate had promised over a year ago.
He brought smiles a...
Iraq celebrated the withdrawal of its 300 billion barrels of oil reserves along with American troops from its cities with parades, fireworks and a national holiday on Tuesday as the prime puppet of Iraq Nuri Maliki trumpeted the sovereignty of its va...
President Barack Obama today admitted that a promise to cut the number of American troops in the Middle East, including Afghanistan, was a lie. 'Sure was', he said, 'so all of a sudden we have to admit we lied, and are going to increase troops there...
(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...
Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...
President George W. Bush reportedly signed an executive order to send troops to Dili, East Timor after gunmen wounded that country's president, Jose Ramos-Horta, however, U.S. government officials were red-faced in meekly admitting they didn'...
Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.
WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...
General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.
The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of magnificent US and Iraqi co-oper...
The United States is intensifying its demand that Israel completely withdraw its troops from Syria.
Swing States in the 2004 election have generated quite a lot of interest in both the Bush and Kerry campaigns. Although there are many undecided states in this year's election, none is getting as much attention as Ohio, mainly because of the recent...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the new 'Adopt an Army' program has landed a major sponsor. Target, owner of hundreds of retail stores will be the core sponsor of the program. Troops seem to love the program that helps them connect with famil...
Note to my readers: The Klingon Assault Force Commander has granted me permission to operate as an "embedded journalist" allowing me to move freely through his troops and even accompany them during combat missions. This repo...