Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...
ROME - Claiming that "presumptuous and thuggish impositions of will have disrupted the peace of our lives," a consortium of Catholic leaders around the world has formed in vehement protest of "traumatizing and intrusive" police investigations into re...
The boy had no choice but to descend the mountain and go home. In fact, he was a dead man walking. His soul was traumatized. He felt like a lost puppy. How could he ever talk, walk or mix with other boys?
Naturally, the society, if learned about his being raped, would treat him like dirt. He knew his rapist would soon start blackmailing him, including repeated yielding or otherwise he would th...
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