On a hot and humid evening in Jakarta an emergency press conference has been called. Liverpool football club's commander and chief, Brendan Rogers, sit's silently behind a bouquet of awaiting microphones.
To the left of Rogers sits club captain S...
Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko.
Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...
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