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Funny story:  Romanian vagrants accused of defecating on prized London azalea beds

Romanian vagrants accused of defecating on prized London azalea beds

London - "Bloody EU scroungers are sh+++ing all over my ericaceous cultivars," Bryanston Square baronet Major Sir Reginald Pratts-Bottom complained bitterly this morning as news of the outrage went viral; "God knows that sort of dung heap London will...
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Funny story:  Tougal McDougal: The Horrors of Poverty

Tougal McDougal: The Horrors of Poverty

Helloo, this is the Reverend Tougal McDougal of the Prophylactic Church of Scotland in Kirkintilloch. I'd like to talk to you today about poverty. Poverty can be a terrible blight on a community. Recently in Kirkintilloch we've had a problem with tramps. They come over to the kirk, dressed in rags, drunk aff their tits, sleeping in the grounds. It's quite hard to tell them apart from the local...
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Funny story:  Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two. Appa...
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Funny story:  Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

According to the United Nations the 7th billion person, an Indian baby, was born and this is symbolic proof that the human race has doubled over the last 50 years. "Bullshit" claim tramps living under bridges and underground tunnels, etc, the world o...
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Funny story:  Camden tramps cock-a-hoop as music fans leave spirits at Amy RIP site

Camden tramps cock-a-hoop as music fans leave spirits at Amy RIP site

London - "It's what Amy would have wanted, hic," a regular from an Arlington Street meths bench said today, "sure beats having to gargle with that White Lightning crap." The comments echoed around NWI where North London's biggest free bar opened t...
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Funny story:  'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

A 'traveller' living in a wet house in North London has agreed a bid of more than £35,000 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a downturn in fortunes that saw him spiral out of control. Street drinker John Marshall,...
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Funny story:  Man who doesn't read or watch news is interviewed on the news

Man who doesn't read or watch news is interviewed on the news

Kaystump, Kentucky - Raccoon Catters, who admits to being around 80 years old, he thinks, has admitted he has never read a newspaper or watched any news on television.
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Funny story:  Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Loses His Fortune

Daniel Radcliffe Loses His Fortune

Yesterday Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe had the world at his feet- he was loaded, he had millions of girls willing to die for him and he had a dream job. But this morning he finds himself alone, penniless and out of a job.
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