A survey among bus passengers has revealed that only one in every fifty buses now has a regular "fruitcake" passenger. Bus companies have placed full page advertisements in all the major newspapers to try to recruit and train new applicants. The surv...
Once a part of every city street, but now only found in cultured cities like Glasgow, shouting "head cases" are disappearing from our parks and shopping centres. Dirty, often threatening and intoxicated, these charming "fruitcakes" are becoming a r...
Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan.
Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit.
POCAHONTAS, Arkansas - A recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused some damage to three trailer parks in the Greater Pocahontas area.
Long time resident Buford "Bubba" Razzfinker, 83, said that at first he thought that the earthquake was just...
Today Channel 5 announced that Stinki Needzashowa,89; the Worlds oldest tramp is set for Celebrity Big Brother when it returns in January. The Polish born former plumber became a celebrity when he appeared on an Essex street for 10 seconds in TOWIE.
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