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Funny story:  Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...
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Funny story:  Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

A lorry carrying a load of cheese in Norway caught fire in the middle of a tunnel and melted causing a dilemma for Norwegian cheese lovers who rarely have the pleasure because it is a rare product there. The cheese on toast caused severe smoke pro...
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Funny story:  'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le...
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Funny story:  Man In Norway Swerves His Car To Avoid Moose, Hits Bear.

Man In Norway Swerves His Car To Avoid Moose, Hits Bear.

Outside of Oslo Norway a man driving turned his car to avoid hitting a moose without realizing there was a bear just off the road. He hit the bear instead. The man got out of his car to look at the bear to see if he had hurt it and as he opened hi...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...
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Funny story:  Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

WASHINGTON-Toyota Motor Corp. said Tuesday it will recall 4.2 million vehicles in the United States, the company's largest-ever U.S. recall, to address problems with normal-sized cup holders that could result in oversized drinks spilling and lead...
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Funny story:  Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

The British ambulance service has cancelled all leave for Monday morning as it gets ready for Black Spot Monday, the day of the year when there are more road traffic accidents than any other. "It's the same every year around this time," said ambul...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.
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Funny story:  Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Lorries accounted for one-in-five crashes involving typists, according to a study of traffic accidents in Central London. Typists were also more likely to be injured in mid-sentence than any others on the roads. Researchers have observed marked i...
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Funny story:  Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...
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Funny story:  Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes are already well known for their extensive feature list and super safe cars. Now, they have gone a stage further and produced what they claim is the safest car in the world. Although only currently in concept stage, they may have a point.
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Funny story:  Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.
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Funny story:  SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...
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Funny story:  Mr. Bean crashes his F1 car because his mini was broken!

Mr. Bean crashes his F1 car because his mini was broken!

Mr. Bean has been involved in a car crash, but it wasn't in his mini, in fact it was in his secret Mclaren F1 car, which he only drives whilst disguised as Rowan Atkinson. He was speeding along a country road in Cambridgeshire, UK, when his favour...
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Funny story:  New  - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

New - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

Denver Colorado - UPDATE 1 Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board. Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...
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Funny story:  Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In the Head

Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In the Head

A 53-year-old motorist who used a utility pole to stop his car celebrated passing his field sobriety test by shooting himself in the head, said Toms River, NJ police. "Our officer was patrolling his usual route, trolling for drunk a--holes driving...
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Funny story:  New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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