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Funny story:  White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...
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Funny story:  Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...
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Funny story:  The Texas Legislature Studies the Use of Teleportation to Ease Traffic

The Texas Legislature Studies the Use of Teleportation to Ease Traffic

Not only was the Trans Texas Corridor scrapped from the Texas Legislature's To Do list, the entire phrase "Trans Texas Corridor" will be stricken from all memos, bills, random pieces of papers, emails, and post-its. HB1201 was introduced by Rep. Loi...
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Funny story:  Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Musician Barry Manilow, famous for such hits as 'Copacabana' and other stuff, was being held responsible for causing huge tailbacks in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. The star, who was appearing in Las Vegas at the time, was being honoured by his hom...
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Funny story:  Road Traffic Authority to Borrow from Buddhism to Save Lives

Road Traffic Authority to Borrow from Buddhism to Save Lives

The British Road Authority is worried about the deaths that still occur on Britain's Roads, and has scanned the world for ways to reduce it further without stopping people driving all together. They have found the solution in the East. King's Lynn...
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Funny story:  Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Britain's busiest road is not the M25, or indeed, any road in London, it is the A628 in Mottram, Greater Manchester. The road that connects Manchester to Yorkshire via the Woodhead and Snake passes funnels tens of thousands of cars a day from the M67...
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Funny story:  'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others,  Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others, Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

BIRMINGHAM - A new Ministry of Transport report confirms what everbody has been doing since the 1960s. Honking horns, shouting profanities at other drivers, revving engines do move traffic along faster. The report analysed over 250 miles of motorw...
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Funny story:  China's now ten day traffic jam continues

China's now ten day traffic jam continues

The Chinese Government asked (At gunpoint) there top scientist to discover the cause of the now ten day traffic jam around Beijing. After a night of drinking and close studying of the information and Ariel photos, they all came to the same conclusion...
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Funny story:  Love found in China's nine-day traffic jam

Love found in China's nine-day traffic jam

Nine days ago, Chang Chew was single and on his way to work in the city of Beijing when he became caught in the world's largest traffic Jam. 8 days later and still stuck in the traffic jam; Chang Chew became a married man. "Me is so happy," Chang...
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Funny story:  Nude Kelly Brook Billboards Set To Cause Traffic Chaos

Nude Kelly Brook Billboards Set To Cause Traffic Chaos

Motoring organisations were up in arms today as a series of 40 foot billboards, featuring busty model Kelly Brook, naked save for a pair of trainers, sprang up around the country. The billboards, depicting a naked Kelly Brook, recumbent, and smili...
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Funny story:  The Finger And Flying Puppy Leaves Hell's Angels Scratching Their Heads

The Finger And Flying Puppy Leaves Hell's Angels Scratching Their Heads

A student in Germany created major traffic problems in the city of Bavaria after making a finger gesture to a number of Hell's Angerls motorcycle gang members. Giving the rough ruggered bikies the finger wasn't enough for the 26 year old as he thr...
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Funny story:  Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Motorists who faced an 18-mile detour after a Cumbrian town was split in two by flood waters can now use a £4.6m temporary tightrope. The previous pontoon was destroyed in the floods which caused severe damage in Workington last November. PC Wi...
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Funny story:  Driver Fined For Scratching Arse

Driver Fined For Scratching Arse

A driver has been fined for scratching his arse whilst in a long line of traffic. Stig O'Grady of Wellingborough was at the wheel of his Ford Cockring when traffic built up near the ring road. O'Grady sat for over an hour without moving. It was th...
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Funny story:  Pot Hole Conspiracy Uncovered

Pot Hole Conspiracy Uncovered

The U.S. National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) in conjunction with the British Association for Road Traffic Safety and Management (ARTSM), have uncovered a conspiracy to defraud tax payers of road maintenance budget funds. Outlined by Bobby "Bug" S...
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Funny story:  US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

Washington, D.C.-American motorists awoke this morning to a new reality. Overnight, barricades have begun appearing on highways and byways across the nation, eliminating all right, Far right and even right hand shoulder lanes. The Department of Trans...
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Funny story:  Road Safety Campaign

Road Safety Campaign

In a multi-billion pound effort to reduce unemployment and put an end to road rage, the UK Government has decided to implement changes on British roads. "After a six year study," said Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, "we have determined the major...
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Funny story:  Revealed, why the roads are busy in the rain

Revealed, why the roads are busy in the rain

A nationwide traffic survey conducted over the past ten years has revealed what many people already knew: There is more traffic when it rains. "It's a peculiarly British phenomena," said Kara Vanette, from the Office of Traffic Control. "No other...
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Funny story:  Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

"Traffic Heavier Than Usual" may lead people to think that there will be more congestion on the roads but the truth is that traffic is heavier is what it means - not because of more traffic but because drivers fill their tanks up to the top, carry mo...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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