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Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Funny story: Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers to China in exchange for trademarks being grante...

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Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

Funny story: Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...

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Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Funny story: Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...

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Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Funny story: Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Ottawa, Ontario - Canada's Department of National Beaver Pelts and Other Foreign Trades, has initialized negotiations with its #1 trading partner, the U.S., to see which downtrodden celebrities they might be able to get in exchange for Pop-Star, Just...

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President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

Washington, D.C. - Most people consider the Boston Red Sox trade of future baseball god Babe Ruth for a cash loan to finance the No, No, Nanette musical to be the worst trade of all time. But No, No, Nanette, we have a new winner. Over the we...

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The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

Funny story: The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LaLaLand home of the once proud Los Angeles Lakers as the boys in purple and gold have fallen to 22-44 for the worst record in the entire NBA Western Conference. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily wrote...

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African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Funny story: Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...

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Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un is happier than a domestic cat in a sardine factory. The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korea and the South American country of Bolivia have agreed t...

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Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...

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The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started. But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block. A front off...

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The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

Funny story: The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...

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Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

Funny story: Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

BOSTON - The coach of the Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, has finally got his wish. He has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers and he is about as happy as Wynonna Judd sitting in a pile of fried okra and tater tots. Rivers was traded for a 2015, 8...

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Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Funny story: Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...

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A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

Funny story: A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...

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Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Funny story: Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Letters between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates have come to light that detail how the two hatched a plan to ensure that neither came under the gaze of the Federal Trade Commission in the USA. "These letters show that Gates and Jobs worked in t...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont...

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