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Funny story:  African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...
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Funny story:  Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un is happier than a domestic cat in a sardine factory. The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korea and the South American country of Bolivia have agreed t...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...
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Funny story:  The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started. But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block. A front off...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...
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Funny story:  Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

BOSTON - The coach of the Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, has finally got his wish. He has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers and he is about as happy as Wynonna Judd sitting in a pile of fried okra and tater tots. Rivers was traded for a 2015, 8...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
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Funny story:  A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...
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Funny story:  Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Letters between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates have come to light that detail how the two hatched a plan to ensure that neither came under the gaze of the Federal Trade Commission in the USA. "These letters show that Gates and Jobs worked in t...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont...
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Funny story:  Crosby Approaches Red Wings for 2012 Trade

Crosby Approaches Red Wings for 2012 Trade

Shocking the professional hockey world in what was supposed to be private and highly clandestine negotiations, NHL branded superstar, Sydney Crosby has approached the Detroit Red Wings organization for a potential trade that would bring him to Hockey...
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Funny story:  Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki Moon today announced tough new sanctions against the government of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. In a tense statement issued at U.N Headquarters in Manhattan, New York, the General Secretary stated: "The United Natio...
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Funny story:  Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...
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Funny story:  US trade gap a wide shock

US trade gap a wide shock

Cambridge, MA - M.I.T. economists are perplexed over a largely wider trade gap in September. According to calculations run on the data, as reported by Norance Hornaby of East Campus, Americans must be producing much less and buying much more. "I...
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Funny story:  E-Buy Trek Marred By Sat Nav Disaster

E-Buy Trek Marred By Sat Nav Disaster

Today, a reputable E-Buy customer who went to collect some radiator covers in Berkshire, narrowly averted disaster following a tape measure failure and a sat-nav nightmare. Problem number one originated with a sat-nav error which resulted in the h...
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Funny story:  Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

The government of Peru has introduced strict economic sanctions against itself. The South American republic has placed tariffs on its own steel, textiles and food, with all signs indicating that more are to follow. In a strongly-worded speech,...
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