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Donald Trump announces Christmas "Fuck You" Tour of States that didn't vote for him

President-Elect Donald Trump today announced his plan to visit all 20 states that he failed to carry. The speech delivered from the Trump Tower lobby is made the case that tour would benefit the country by making sure "this historic election will be...

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Trump Christmas "Fuck You" Tour Preview Page

Earlier Today the Republican National Committee published a profile of what to expect in the Christmas "Fuck You" Tour that Trump announced for states that didn't vote for him. The RNC said the tour would be a great opportunity for Americans to p...

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Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...

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Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...

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Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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A Desperate Madonna Planning a Comeback Concert Tour

Funny story: A Desperate Madonna Planning a Comeback Concert Tour

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Madonna has said that the aging singer is very desperate to get back into the musical spotlight. The New York songstress has revealed that she is planning The Great Madonna Comeback Tour to begin in early December...

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Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

Funny story: Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

LOS ANGELES - Plans have just been finalized for the much anticipated concert tour featuring famous one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53. Relic Productions in association with Simon Cowell's Black T-Shirt Production Company have just a...

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Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash. According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...

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Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

Funny story: Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

ATLANTA - A spokesperson for hip hop rapper Chris Brown has just announced that the plans for The 2012 Rihanna and Chris Brown "Forgiveness Concert Tour" have been finalized. The couple will kick off their 29-city concert tour at The Tumblin' Tumb...

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Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...

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U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

Funny story: U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner. The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 8 - The Alternative Ending

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 8 - The Alternative Ending

Welcome dear reader to the alternative conclusion to the saga of the Major and Mrs Percy's epic charabanc day trip. Of course, the story came to a natural conclusion at the close of Part 7, so this additional episode is purely optional. It is for all the blood-crazed sadists out there who demand a violent conclusion to their entertainment. It contains bad language, flashing lights, scenes of extre...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 7 - The Long Journey Home

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 7 - The Long Journey Home

"I'd swear that was him," the Major says as they board the charabanc for the final leg of their journey, the home run. "Who?" Mrs Percy asks, although she doesn't really want an answer. She's out on her feet. Dead beat. Exhausted. Cream crackered. She just wants to go home to bed. "That chappie behind the bar there," the Major says. "I'd swear that it's the same ruddy chap who was running th...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 6 - The Blue Lagoon Tea Rooms

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 6 - The Blue Lagoon Tea Rooms

The charabanc trundles on at a steady 25mph, heading for home, with two stops remaining; the St Oddswell Coach Park for a lavatory break, and The Blue Lagoon Tea Rooms at Little Trevor for light refreshments. "You do realise," the Major says. "That by the time you add up the cost of this trip, coupled with all the add ons, bloody gratuities etcetera, we'd have spent less on a sodding three day...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 5 - Stumbleson Falls

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 5 - Stumbleson Falls

Having left the Naughty Step at Shurrup behind, the charabanc motors sedately along a verdant B-road as it winds through a heavily wooded area. It is a mere 12 miles between Shurrup and Upper Slappington. For the most part, the road twists beneath a leafy canopy, penetrated only by golden shafts of bright sunlight. It is a very scenic drive, with hundreds of interesting trees to look at. Stumbl...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 4 - The Naughty Step At Shurrup

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 4 - The Naughty Step At Shurrup

And so the charabanc, its cream and emerald green livery still in pristine condition, and shining like a baby's bottom at bath time, continues on its way to the picturesque village of Shurrup, and the famous Naughty Step. An increasingly irritable Mrs Percy turns to the Major, and says: "What is this Naughty Step thing, Major? I mean, I've never heard of it." "I'm not certain, the wife, b...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 3 - Lovers Leap At Lippington Mount

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 3 - Lovers Leap At Lippington Mount

The charabanc, unsullied by the blight of airborne pollen, the pestilence of squashed insects, or the perils of airborne industrial soot particles, weaves its way majestically from the gloomy depression that is the village of Lower Doom, with its slate grey stone buildings, its lack of meaningful sunlight, and its dour residents, headed for the Lovers Leap at Lippington Mount. The charabanc's i...

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A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 2 - The Caves Of Doom At Lower Doom

Funny story: A Charabanc Trip With Major And Mrs Percy Part 2 - The Caves Of Doom At Lower Doom

Outside the newsagent's shop Major Percy is becoming increasingly agitated, as the charabanc appears to be running late. The time is eleven am and forty-three seconds precisely. The Major checks his wristwatch and scowls. "It's late," he says. "Yes dear," says Mrs Percy. "I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation." "Are you absolutely certain that you synchronised our watches pr...

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