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Funny story: Tony Abbotts Kevin Rudd comeback gets a boost - to recieve the Howard Memorial "Lying Rodent Cultural Vandal" Award

Tony Abbotts Kevin Rudd comeback gets a boost - to recieve the Howard Memorial "Lying Rodent Cultural Vandal" Award

In an thinly veiled attempt at helping Tony Abbott with his Kevin Rudd Comeback for the leadership of the Labour Party Abbott has been awarded the inaugural "Lying Rodent Cultural Vandal Award". Widely known as a lying rodent by his own party afte...
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Funny story: Tony Abbotts Kevin Rudd Comeback in trouble as he is arrested by Cuban customs agents for smuggling budgies

Tony Abbotts Kevin Rudd Comeback in trouble as he is arrested by Cuban customs agents for smuggling budgies

Tragedy for Tony Abbotts Kevin Rudd Comeback as he is arrested trying to smuggle budgies into Cuba as seen in the picture. When he was frisked at the Customs border entry his underwear appeared to be of incorrect proportions. The officers became...
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Funny story: Disbanded One Month Party says they don't want Shorten - prefer Trump

Disbanded One Month Party says they don't want Shorten - prefer Trump

In response to Bill Shortens ferreting around at the HQ of Pauline Hanson recently pre-emptively disbanded One Month Party, the spokesspinner for the disbanded party said they didn't want Shorten - they prefer Trump. When Trump was asked if he was...
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Funny story: Labour Leader concerned Tony Abbott will give him the wedgie and considers challenging for leadership of disbanded One Month Party

Labour Leader concerned Tony Abbott will give him the wedgie and considers challenging for leadership of disbanded One Month Party

In the continuing saga of musical chairs leaderships spills Labour Leader Bill Shorten looks to possibly loose his job to Tony Abbott after Rudd challenged Turnbull and stopped Abbotts chance at a Kevin Rudd Comeback. "I seem to be collateral dama...
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Funny story: Labour Party doesn't want Tony Abbott - prefers Trump

Labour Party doesn't want Tony Abbott - prefers Trump

With his Liberal Party succession hopes fading with the rise of Kevin Rudd to challenge Malcolm Turnbull Abbott has canvassed his chances at toppling Bill Shorten. The Labour Party has officially announced they don't want Tony Abbott and prefer Tr...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott outraged by Kevin Rudd betrayal considers challenging for Labour Party leadership.

Tony Abbott outraged by Kevin Rudd betrayal considers challenging for Labour Party leadership.

Following in the footsteps of the Rudd/Gillard/Rudd leadership Merry-go-Round the Abbott/Turnbull/Abbott (Not quite yet) liberal party leadership swings and roundabouts has entered the next phase in the play. With the imminent demise of Malcolm Tu...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott outraged Kevin Rudd challenging for liberal party leadership before he is ready for his Kevin Rudd comeback

Tony Abbott outraged Kevin Rudd challenging for liberal party leadership before he is ready for his Kevin Rudd comeback

Tony Abbot, self-declared Neo-Nazi and Rhodes Scholar, is annoyed his Kevin Rudd comeback is being disrupted by Kevin Rudd. He was quoted as saying "I have still quite a not of agitation and destabilization to position myself for the ballot and now...
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Funny story: New Aussie PM Mal Bullshite gets personality transplant

New Aussie PM Mal Bullshite gets personality transplant

23 million Aussies have woken up this week wondering if aliens abducted Malcolm Bullshite and replaced him with one of their own. Recent coup d'etat winner and serial smiling assassin Bullshite was sworn in as the latest Aussie Prime Minister this we...
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Funny story: Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Tanks surround Parliament House in Canberra tonight after a bloody coup d'etat which saw hapless ex-President Tony Abcess dragged from the Chamber and summarily shot outside the fish and chip shop in the main street of the capital. He died with a dee...
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Funny story: Australian Prime Minister raises refugee intake to 20 million

Australian Prime Minister raises refugee intake to 20 million

Aussie Prime Minister Tony Abbott has relaxed Australia's refugee migration rules and has agreed to take in up to 20 million refugees this year. Mr Abbott made the announcement at the Australian Hitler Youth Convention in Sydney this afternoon. "...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today launched a radical budget initiative on the back of the resounding support for the Liberal Party's decision to cut Centrelink payments to parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. The new budge...
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Funny story: UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

UK bookies made a mint by leaving out Australia as a candidate for the next 'terrorist attack' and had instead the UK as clear favourite with Spain second. The gunman who laid siege to a Sydney restaurant was named as Man Haron Monis. He forced so...
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Funny story: Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday. Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea...
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Funny story: Training & Self Help Diary For Today's Foreign Affairs Leaders

Training & Self Help Diary For Today's Foreign Affairs Leaders

Dearest Readers, My Name is Les Patterson Junior. I am the number one son to Australia's greatest External Affairs powerhouse Sir. Les Patterson. Dear old Dad taught me allot over the years about Foreign Affairs. He was particularly good at passing on knowledge about the application of masculine wiles to turning business trips into pleasure trips during many Far Eastern adventures of the conge...
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Funny story: Tony The Lion Tamer

Tony The Lion Tamer

When thinking of Tony Abbott the usual 'mad monk' stereotype that the media often spruiks does come to mind. However in 2012 I'm pretty sure Tony is gonna go join the circus to learn the graceful art of lion-taming. I reckon it'd be a weekend thing in between parliamentary sitting days. Gotta get Tony into the well pressed suit and top-hat and into the ring with Malcolm. Are you with me? Just...
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Funny story: Abbott to check in to Christmas Island

Abbott to check in to Christmas Island

Canberra, Tues: Leader of the Federal Opposition, Tony Abbott, today handed himself over to Immigration Department authorities, admitting that he was a descendant of boat people who had managed to evade the Australian detention centre protocols set u...
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When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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