Following revelations from Dutch researchers that office thermostats are set based on the metabolism of a 40 year old 154 pound man (called Stan) and his pet gorilla called Eric, lesbian researchers in Reykjavik have made another startling discovery.
Extensive research shows that male toilets throughout the world have been designed with the needs of males of all ages in mind with total disregar...
Baltic Sea - Historians hailed today the Holy Grail of latrine mythology as divers recovered the last German Emperor's porta-potty from the wreckage of the Udine.
The light cruiser was sunk by the Brits in 1915 and took with it secrets of the Kais...
After the news last week that the public lavatory in Shanklin had been left to go feral, it appears that it has formed a pack of feral public toilets roaming the east coast of the Island.
According to eye witness accounts, this pack of feral publi...
A new report by top boffins says it's nonsense to suggest you can "laugh like a drain."
Sociologists and anthropologists from the University of Maidenhead have carried out a five-year study that took them around the world. In their report, publish...
In a move designed to promote health and hygeine the EU have announced that from April 2009 all toilet paper will be printed with instructions urging users to fit toilet paper so that it rolls off the FRONT of the roll rather than the back.
After several years of study, and twenty blackboards, scientists at John Lennon's University, Liverpool, England, UK, the Earth have finally discovered the optimal length of toilet roll required to wipe any backside.
"Basically," said Professor Ro...
Given the severe pressures the UK business community is currently experiencing, an innovative company has come up with a system to increase productivity.
I think we've all been there, at work, when the need to visit the toilet (Restroom for you ya...
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