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Funny story:  German Bottom-Wiping Gadget Set To Clean-Up Worldwide

German Bottom-Wiping Gadget Set To Clean-Up Worldwide

The German made, high-tech Brawn ZL33 Electric Bottom-Wiper is set to sweep-up all the major awards at next month's Dusseldorf Euro Trade Fair. Designed by Electric toothbrush pioneer, Otto von Schtinkle, the ZL33 is predicted to ring the death kn...
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Funny story:  Kaiser Willhelm's khazi in sunken throne room on Baltic bottom

Kaiser Willhelm's khazi in sunken throne room on Baltic bottom

Baltic Sea - Historians hailed today the Holy Grail of latrine mythology as divers recovered the last German Emperor's porta-potty from the wreckage of the Udine. The light cruiser was sunk by the Brits in 1915 and took with it secrets of the Kais...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Public Toilet Menace

Isle of Wight News - Public Toilet Menace

After the news last week that the public lavatory in Shanklin had been left to go feral, it appears that it has formed a pack of feral public toilets roaming the east coast of the Island. According to eye witness accounts, this pack of feral publi...
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Funny story:  Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

A new report by top boffins says it's nonsense to suggest you can "laugh like a drain." Sociologists and anthropologists from the University of Maidenhead have carried out a five-year study that took them around the world. In their report, publish...
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Funny story:  Shock  EU Toilet Paper  Directive

Shock EU Toilet Paper Directive

In a move designed to promote health and hygeine the EU have announced that from April 2009 all toilet paper will be printed with instructions urging users to fit toilet paper so that it rolls off the FRONT of the roll rather than the back. Spoke...
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Funny story:  Optimal toilet roll length

Optimal toilet roll length

After several years of study, and twenty blackboards, scientists at John Lennon's University, Liverpool, England, UK, the Earth have finally discovered the optimal length of toilet roll required to wipe any backside. "Basically," said Professor Ro...
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Funny story:  Need a crap? Stay in touch!

Need a crap? Stay in touch!

Given the severe pressures the UK business community is currently experiencing, an innovative company has come up with a system to increase productivity. I think we've all been there, at work, when the need to visit the toilet (Restroom for you ya...
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