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Funny story: Lord Sugar Launches iPhone Killer, The Schmoozer

Lord Sugar Launches iPhone Killer, The Schmoozer

Lord Sugar has unveiled Amstrad's latest flagship smartphone, The Schmoozer, at a launch party in London. The phone's innovative features include: . Integral bottle opener . State of the art 2-way CB radio . Bobble remover . Make-up or shavi...
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Funny story: Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

A row has broken out among the dreaming spires after a student's election campaign was found to have brought the Oxford Union into disrepute. Madeline Grant, a former model who is studying English Literature and languages at St Hilda's, was standi...
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Funny story: Toast appears on Jesus's face in Dorking Church

Toast appears on Jesus's face in Dorking Church

Worshippers at Dorking Unitarian Baptist Seventh Day Mormons church on West Street were astounded last week to discover toast on the face of Jesus in their church. "We went in for our two o'clock tea and biscuits," said Edgar Whistleblower, also o...
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Funny story: Lord Sweetener's New Toaster Turn's Sour

Lord Sweetener's New Toaster Turn's Sour

Owner of Hamstrad electronics and all round business genius, Lord Alan Sweetener, yesterday denied that his latest product was of inferior quality. Around 300 customers have complained about the 'Toast-a-Matic 900'. According to one customer, P...
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Funny story: Jam Manufacturer to Enter Strange Flavor Market

Jam Manufacturer to Enter Strange Flavor Market

Following the successful business models set forth by Jelly Belly candies and the Ben & Jerry Ice Cream company, Smuckster's also hopes to cash in with its own blends of strange jam and jelly flavors. Ice cream flavors with names like Moose Tr...
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Funny story: iToast4 launch delayed

iToast4 launch delayed

The much anticipated iToast4 has been delayed due to a legal wrangle with the Dyson Cyclonic Toaster. The iToast4 was meant to be the smartest, most useful, stylish toaster ever to make bread darker. "It should have been the best thing since sl...
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Funny story: Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...
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Funny story: Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

A Champaign, Illinois woman today sold, at auction, a piece of toast that held the image of Jesus Christ disguised as Osama Bin Laden for ten million dollars. The buyer, a man name Jack B. Sucker, who is a Congressional Aide to an unnamed Senato...
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Funny story: Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators? The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of...
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Funny story: Tony Blair turns a rack black

Tony Blair turns a rack black

Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded. Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion aft...
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Funny story: Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known. One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us: "P...
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Funny story: Ghostbusters chase a slice of bread across NYC

Ghostbusters chase a slice of bread across NYC

Due to a typing error in their movie's script, actors Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray ended up chasing a piece of toast across New York City, and the two Ghostbusters then had to call the film of their adventures 'Toastbusters'. The hilarious movie ha...
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Funny story: Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

A miracle in the small college town of Denton, Texas, where a local woman credits her half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich, purportedly showing the image of The Obama, with the unexpected refinancing of her mortgage, allowing her to keep her home of te...
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Funny story: New Apple Toaster

New Apple Toaster

Apple have decided to move out of the computer lab and into the kitchen - Apple's latest invention is the iToast toaster. "We've examined the concept of the toaster from the ground up to see what people really want out of a toaster, and built a ma...
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Funny story: Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese milk products containing melamine may have been used in the manufacture of cheese for toasted sandwiches sold in Great Britain. The World Health Organization, an arm of the United Nations, is demanding a recall of all affected produc...
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Funny story: Toasters finally explained

Toasters finally explained

Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...
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Funny story: The best recipe for cheese on toast

The best recipe for cheese on toast

Now, The best way to make cheese on toast is this.
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Funny story: Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

A man camping inside what looked to be a "giant toaster" was found burned to death in the Sahara Desert today. The "toaster," an Airstream trailer, was found in the desert about 100 miles south of the Atlas Mountains and Mediterra...
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