A spokesman for the Union of One Day Datebots has announced that the escort automatons will no longer accept the custom of older homo sapiens.
In a surprise move, the robots have declared that they would deny their service to both mammals over the...
London's worst kept secret is out as the world now knows that Boris Johnson is a regular user of fuck free-for-all application Tinder.
The news ironically broke to groans across the country, with Boris's scheduled appearances being cancelled, as w...
Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest.
Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...
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