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Funny story: Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...
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Funny story: Local Man Perturbed By Tila Tequila

Local Man Perturbed By Tila Tequila

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, found himself in a serious state of perturbation last night as he settled down to watch a little TV before retiring to bed. Shuttlecock unwittingly became aware of a TV show entitled, 'A Shot At Love With Tila Tequil...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Says She Was Viciously Attacked At An Illinois Concert Because The Crowd of Juggalos Did Not Like Her Song "Hey Punk Kiss My Junk In The Trunk"

Tila Tequila Says She Was Viciously Attacked At An Illinois Concert Because The Crowd of Juggalos Did Not Like Her Song "Hey Punk Kiss My Junk In The Trunk"

HARDIN COUNTY, Illinois - Tila Tequila showed up at Hardin County's Corn-On-The-Cob Coliseum expecting to do her 55 minute show, collect her $3,000, go back to her hotel room, and party. Well it did not quite work out that way. The skinny little F...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's song "Get Me Off." Tequi...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Auditions for, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At Concert

Tila Tequila Auditions for, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At Concert

Tila Nguy?n, the academically challenged television whore known as Tila Tequila, is having her face sewn back on at a suburban Chicago hospital, after being unceremoniously removed from the stage of an Insane Clows Posse concert by ticket holders wit...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila's Song "Get Me Off" Has Been Voted The Most Vulgar Song In Music History

Tila Tequila's Song "Get Me Off" Has Been Voted The Most Vulgar Song In Music History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila has bounced back onto the newspaper headlines after being absent for about a month or so. One of the most reputable music magazines in the world Pitchy Bitchy Magazine has just named Tequila's latest song "Get Me Off"...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Perform For The U.S. Combat Troops In Detroit

Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Perform For The U.S. Combat Troops In Detroit

DETROIT - The USO has announced that Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song will be performing for the American combat troops stationed in Detroit. The mayor of Detroit Flondell McJefferson called up President Obama and personally thanked him...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Record The Classic Hit Song "Sukiyaki"

Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Record The Classic Hit Song "Sukiyaki"

LOS ANGELES - Record producers Trevor and Yoshi Kitchenbit have just announced to the recording industry media that they have signed Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song to record the 1963 number one hit "Sukiyaki." The song which was made...
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Funny story: CBS Offers To Trade David Letterman To NBC For Jay Leno, and The Two Jimmy's (Kimmel and Fallon)

CBS Offers To Trade David Letterman To NBC For Jay Leno, and The Two Jimmy's (Kimmel and Fallon)

NEW YORK CITY - Some of the top CBS executives are amazed at the amount of publicity that NBC was able to generate with its late night talk show spectacle. They figure that the amount in terms of dollars is probably in the neighborhood of $2 billi...
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Funny story: Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree was appearing at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica when he was asked to comment on the Tila Tequila situation. Dupree said that he met Tila once at a rehab clinic in Redondo Beach, where he went t...
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Funny story: Jay Reatard's death at 29 finally knocks Tila Tequila off her twittering perch

Jay Reatard's death at 29 finally knocks Tila Tequila off her twittering perch

Memphis - (OMG!) The sudden, unexpected death in his sleeep of garage rock nihilist Jimmy Lee Lindsay - aka Jay Reatard - has finally upstaged Tila Tequila's manic twitterings. The musician died mysteriously at home in Memphis on Wednesday - with...
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Funny story: Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Reports are surfacing that reclusive Swinger Tiger Woods has actually been sighted in a small Arizona town that houses a little known, but highly used compulsive disorder' clinic for Follywood Elite. The town, population 6500, can not be named for...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Says "I Need a Wifey with Balls!" Sets Sights on Tony Romo Who Set His Hair on Fire When Hearing the News!

Tila Tequila Says "I Need a Wifey with Balls!" Sets Sights on Tony Romo Who Set His Hair on Fire When Hearing the News!

A distraught Tila Tequila, lamenting the demise of her bankrupt 30 year old 'Wifey" Heiress Casey "Q-Tip" Johnson, after yet another drug related tabloid sensation, says she's now looking for someone 'with more balls...and Money!" A spokesman f...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain comforts ex-squeeze Tila Tequila

Meghan McCain comforts ex-squeeze Tila Tequila

Los Angeles - (MuffBuff): Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story author Meghan McCain is back in LA comforting a bereaved Tila Tequila. The daughter of GOP presidential candidate 2008 John McCain and his wife Sindeep (sic) broke off an exploratory good...
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Funny story: "I'm Carrying my Brother's Baby" claims Tila Tequila, Blaming Worm at Bottom of Bottle for Insemination!

"I'm Carrying my Brother's Baby" claims Tila Tequila, Blaming Worm at Bottom of Bottle for Insemination!

Avowed Lesbian 'personality' Tila Tequila announced today that she was the 'surrogate' mother for her brother and his wife, a shocking revelation that left her 'fiance' Casey Johnson broken hearted with the news. Claiming that the pregnancy was t...
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