I hadn't really noticed
It just crept up on me
How many ties I've purchased
More than thirty-three
In fact, thirty-four
How many neckties do I need?
I've only got one neck!
It really does border on greed
My mate said "Flippin' 'eck!"
Or something 'similar'
They really do look smart though,
As I knot them up real neat
Stood in front of bathroom mirror
With the help of my two feet...
Seeing someone wearing a big tie makes us feel more emotional, according to researchers at Tarzarus University.
Dr Fashun Guru got 10 blokes to wear ties of different sizes. Another 25 volunteers were asked to interact with them. Most people hardl...
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