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Funny story: Third Secret of Fatima: Queen will sleepwalk her way to oblivion this weekend

Third Secret of Fatima: Queen will sleepwalk her way to oblivion this weekend

Windsor - "Must have been another one of her nocturnal emissions," Windsor Castle groundsmen said today as they changed the locks on the Royal Mausoleum. "Still, that's the power of prophecy for you, gotta be worth a tenner that she's about to po...
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Funny story: The year's most potent astrological alignment to crush the Cubic Zirconia Jubilee Queen

The year's most potent astrological alignment to crush the Cubic Zirconia Jubilee Queen

Windsor - Sunday's Sun/Jupiter conjunction at 23 degrees Taurus is scaring the socks off the nation's Usurper Queen. The Russian-born niece of Joseph Stalin is in a terminal face-off with Our Lady of Fatima who first warned the world about Elizabe...
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Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...
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Funny story: Dawn of the Damned

Dawn of the Damned

Jerusalem - (Dome of the Northern Rock Bank Mess): As the sun begins its apocalyptic ascent over Jerusalem's fabled Mound of Olives on Wednesday's Feast of Our Lady's Ultimate Fatima Secret a massive cardiac infarction becons Pope Joe Ratzinger's la...
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