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Funny story: Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Mayfair, London, yesterday: A bunch of moronic thieves attempted to break into a jewelry shop wielding sledge hammers, knives and anything else they could get their hands on. Then, after arriving on scooters, the latest trend in armed robbery in L...
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Funny story: "Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

"Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work! A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...
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Funny story: UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...
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Funny story: Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Breaking news from an undercover investigator posing as phishing artist who calls himself Yam Yam Fusillado indicates there was a large gathering of scam professionals this week. According to Mr. Fusillado, the group gathered for a semi-annual me...
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Funny story: Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have. In modern times, our trash can also ti...
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