Bill Clinton has come out to lead the honors being bestowed on the eminent chemist Carl Djerassi, the scientist who developed the first contraceptive pill.
Bill Clinton commented: "No one has done more for horny men worldwide than Carl Djerassi! I...
BANGOR, Wales - After an extensive two-year research study a group of Welsh scientists in Bangor, Wales have developed an astounding pill.
Dr. Bryce F. Cardiffpool, 57, and his associate Dr. Cadwallader P. Pontypridd, 43, have invented a pill they...
A morning-after pill manufacturer is set to compete for custom by producing the tablet in an array of enticing flavours to encourage more under-age sex makers to coming crying to their brand when trying to remove all consequence of last nights reckle...
Pharmacies in Wales will be the first to trial the brand new "morning after" pill which has already been a big success in the US.
Health Minister Edwina Hart made the announcement in the Commons yesterday, claiming that the pill would have a benef...
Madison Avenue, New York - Once rabbits were used to determine if a "woman" was pregnant, giving up their lives in the process, but those days were as barbaric and outmoded as parental supervision is today. All thanks to a US court ruling that has or...
Portland, Oregon - Makers of Today Spermicidal Sponge, announced today a new product line geared toward meeting the hectic demands of disengaged parents, reactionary liberal school administrators and rubber-stamping members of the school board by int...
Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.
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