A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game.
“There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
The back story starts on the planet, Tattooine, when 13 year old Luke Skywalker snuck out of his Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's dwelling, in which he lived. He met up with his friend Biggs, to plan a night downt...
CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i...
DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.
Do Not worry. There are no spoilers. Just some mockery. It's ok. May the Force be with you.
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