NEW YORK, NY--Sources from a parallel universe where all the members of Irish rock band U2 died in a plane crash during their 1987 Joshua Tree Tour reported today that Rolling Stone's annual "Greatest Bands of All-Time" listed the late band as the th...
U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner.
The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...
U2 frontman and tireless campaigner for lost causes, Bono, today announced that he plans to make the theme tune from 60's US comedy show 'The Beverley Hillbillies' into a stadium anthem.
"I watched reruns of the show as a kid and I loved it," Bono...
Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.
Every night, I try to get some shuteye. Not too much, mind you, but just enough to take the edge off the exhaustion that seems to accumulate during the course of my busy day. Two nights ago was no exception – at about 3:30am, I powered down my generator and announced over the PA that it was time for sleep. I could hear the groans of disappointment from the team, who obviously wanted to go on wor...
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