Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws.
"My form with the bat has not been all it should be, and so these days du...
After one of the closest and hardest-fought Tests of alcoholic consumption between England and Australia since the 1970s, England finally emerged victorious to regain The Ashes at the Kennington Oval in London this summer.
Speaking from the Englan...
At close of play England were 20 runs for 2 wickets. Australia 674 for 5 wickets declared.
Awful stuff from Australia, hitting lots of 4s and 6s. We really don't like that sort of thing here. England's batsmen have a whole day to bat, and it doesn...
It has been one of sports and more importantly cricket's most fiercely contested matches, a test match that for two months every couple of years puts two countries, linked by the same historical umbilical cord on a virtual war footing.
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