Whatabout,ID-Micheal "Micro" Shoft thanked a returning soldier he met at a restaurant and a firefighter he met in line at the grocery store. He even thank the garbage man for his service when he met him at the curb one morning after forgetting to set...
I would just like to thank all of you. Thank you.
No really. Thank you. Please accept my thanks. You've done a really great job. So thank you.
It is an honor and a pleasure to be associated with you. All of you. Really. So thank you.
Mere words alone cannot coney the overwhelming feeling of indebtedness I have towards you all. Thank you.
I salute you all. Thank you. Each and every one...
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