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President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

Funny story: President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...

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Textlish accepted in Schools

After years of fighting it, teachers nationwide are now accepting Textlish as a legitimate writing style. Skipping articles like "the" and "an" and spelling phonetically is improper English but it's fine in Textlish. Now high schools and even middle...

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The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...

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Fragments of Lost SSHite Gospel discovered in Coal Hole cuspidoor

Funny story: Fragments of Lost SSHite Gospel discovered in Coal Hole cuspidoor

LONDON (ABSNN) - News of the discovery of ancient biblical texts was released today by unknown, and unnamed archeologists digging through a spittoon at a local London public house, the Coal Hole. "Nothing this special was ever found in the spitter before," said the bar swamper. Martin Shuttlecck. "I did find a gold dental bridge that one time tho." "Nothing is really known about the SSHites...

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast rumor mills are working overtime trying to sort out the ongoing Pattinson/Stewart story. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle is reporting that Kristen's hair stylist FuFi Fondue has suggested that K-Stew is sending...

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Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has just done the worst thing that a text messager could ever possibly do. She has accidentally sent a text message to her boyfriend, Kanye West, when she meant to send it to her sister Khloe instead. Kim told...

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Blackberry apologise to their mobile phone users

Funny story: Blackberry apologise to their mobile phone users

Blackberry have apologised to their thousands of users over the loss of their email, texting and internet server. "We did tell people that the RIM server had gone down," said Blackberry CEO, Barry Black. "We sent them all an email, a text and put...

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Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

Funny story: Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

In far-reaching and draconian new legislation soon to be brought in by the Coalition, it can be revealed people who dawdle at the top or bottom of escalators, whilst gawping at their mobile phones, could soon be facing £5000 fines, or in some cases,...

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New law promises to reduce phone bills

Funny story: New law promises to reduce phone bills

(Seattle) Legislation proposed today by Pacific Northwest activist Ashley White seeks to restructure telecommunication pricing to conform to realistic usage standards. The bill would also provide customers a refund for overcharges accrued in the p...

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