Gov. Rick Perry of Texas today explained how his states voter ID laws work.
"A state handgun license qualifies, but a state university identification card does not. Of course military ID's qualify too," stated the GOP governor.
President Xi Jinping of the People's Republic of China has invited "The Most Honorable Governor Of The Most Christian State of Texas" to his country for "an elaborate state visit."
He said that he admired the way that Texas had "put religion way...
Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with.
Landry Smith traveled with the b...
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