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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...
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Funny story: Laxative Testers: The Last of A Once Proud Profession

Laxative Testers: The Last of A Once Proud Profession

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - According to recent research studies it appears that the once proud profession of laxative testers has gone the way of stagecoach drivers. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released a year-long study which shows t...
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Funny story: The Retail Test

The Retail Test

To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...
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Funny story: Princeton Looks To Pull Off Upset By Persistently Asking Kentucky Players SAT Review Questions

Princeton Looks To Pull Off Upset By Persistently Asking Kentucky Players SAT Review Questions

PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...
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Funny story: New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

The survey, conducted by Fairleigh Dickinson University, was completed with self-identified students from both Princeton and Brown University. The results were based on whether the students had the ability to score a higher grade on the ACT now th...
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Funny story: Nottingham City Council to introduce 'Pedestrian Licences'

Nottingham City Council to introduce 'Pedestrian Licences'

Bad News today, for the remaining retail outlets that have not gone bankrupt in Nottingham. Local Councillor Mick Stupp explained: This new initiative will blend in with the 'Workplace Parking Levy', our 'Increased City Centre Car Parking Charges, and 'Selective Road Tolls'. It's handy for us that we have so many empty retail units in the City Centre, that we can use for PWLA (Pedestrian 'Wa...
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Funny story: Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

A South London woman has failed her driving theory test 90 times at a cost of £2,790. Now, even if she manages to pass the test, no examiner can be found to take her for her practical. The Driving Standards Agency disclosed details of the 26-ye...
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Funny story: US Soldiers tested for belief in God

US Soldiers tested for belief in God

US Soldiers are to issued white tunics with red crosses and swords for the Afghan Holy Wars. Richard the Lionheart has been called on to return and replace General Petraeus as Chief of Central Command and Knight Templar for the New Eastern Crusades! TRUE STORY : The US Army has introduced Spirituality Tests for troops. Those who do not show sufficient belief in God are to be black-listed an...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole Texted Ivana Phuque - Latest

Ashley Cole Texted Ivana Phuque - Latest

Reports are coming in that crocked serial philanderer Ashley Cole has been sending explicit text messages to Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque after seeing her on TV From what we have been able to ascertain, there is no evidence to sugg...
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Funny story: School Axes Spelling Tests due Student Distress

School Axes Spelling Tests due Student Distress

Children at the Smegmadale-on-Sea Church of Latter Day Morons Primary School will no longer be presented with a short list of words to learn each week as teachers believe it leaves them distressed and feeling like failures. Teenagers attending Sme...
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Funny story: What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

To settle a bar bet, Jonathan Williams, leader of Arayan Nation faction "The Church of Jesus Christ Christian," underwent genetic testing to discover his ancestry.
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Funny story: I, John Wayne Fresno...

I, John Wayne Fresno...

Imagine spending ten years in prison for murder and then because of DNA testing you find out you didn't do it!I bet you'd be relieved! Well, that's how I, John Wayne Fresno felt this week when this exact thing happened to me.
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Funny story: Home Depot Manager Admits Testing Glue on Store Toilets

Home Depot Manager Admits Testing Glue on Store Toilets

Minneapolis -- For gluing two pieces of wood together, there's Elmer's white glue, or Gorilla Glue. For plastics, there's Superglue. For construction purposes, there's Liquid Nails. But what kind of glue do you use for harmless p...
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Funny story: Senna heads testing times

Senna heads testing times

The exhumed body of three times Formula 1 World Champion Ayrton Senna topped testing times today at the Jerez circuit in Spain. Riding a rust unicycle the Brazilian lapped the circuit in 1 minute exactly, bettering false champion Micheal Schumacher&#...
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Funny story: Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...
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Funny story: Schuey admits he is the greatest ever

Schuey admits he is the greatest ever

Michael Schumacher confirmed today during testing that he is indeed the best driver ever to have sat in an F1 car and that his modesty prevents him from saying so.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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