Super market giant Tesco today admitted that one of their prime value beef burgers had been found inside a horse. The horse named Billy after William Shakespeare, was today undergoing intensive surgery to remove the burger which had lodged in its sto...
Protests in India have proven that the Raj has had its day on the sub-continent and British supermarkets are not the "Raj" as far as Indians go.
Global supermarkets attempting to cash in on India's new found wealth, including British ones, are bei...
Tesco are due to announce that they intend to change retirement age for their staff from 65 to 67. They will become the first major employer to make the change, and they believe the move will be popular.
Tesco Group Personnel Director Val Ewebran...
A group calling themselves the People's Republic of Stokes Croft are continuing to protest against the opening of a Tesco's shop in Bristol. The group are named after the totalitarian regime which seized power in China in the 1950s, and the Bristol g...
Protesters against the expansion of the supermarket giant Tesbury's have struck in Manchester with a cash-back scam that has left the national chain of grocery stores fuming.
"We're very disappointed," said Tesbury's managing director Tessa Coe. "...
(Published 2017) - LONDON - A second price war has happened within the borders of Britain. Back in '13 it was GAP vs. Peacock (both are clothes stores). Today it is ASDA Vs. Tesco.
Like the previous price war, both transnational corporations are d...
There has been plenty of time to change the points in the Tesco Big Christmas Exchange deal offered to double the value of points and vouchers held on the Clubcards used by millions of customers.
Some people did with ease. They bought their barga...
Designed to speed up waiting systems, make the whole "4 hour rule" look like the piece of shit that it is as well as make it cheaper for the NHS in terms of wages: hospitals in Wales are the first to try out "DIY Operation Station".
The area allow...
Tesco, Britain's largest supermarket chain, is selling viagra without prescriptions to ageing, "drooping, low-hanging" males.
Tesco's stores are being invaded by desperate males hoping for a last chance to impress their partners before "having a h...
The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'.
As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from...
Tesco is to be sold for £1 after it has emerged staff in Cardiff have been giving credit or 'tick' to family members for the past 4yrs.
Bankers stated the fraudulent situation would of been manageable for the odd loaf or pint of milk but since the...
Hidden among the cuts announced by the government in the last few days is a project that was originally promoted as a key Conservative initiative. The rebuilding of Stonehenge into a fully operational sports stadium was suggested as an important ele...
Our nice new PM has been reported to have invited Sir Terry Leahy the retiring CEO of Tesco to join the coalition government.
"Let's face it Tesco has more money than the government - so we would be pretty stupid to not ask him for help" said Da...
A man of fifty was stopped from buying a bottle of wine in Tesco's because he admitted to staff that he had no idea what he was buying. He said that he usually drank lager, but had decided on a whim to try wine.
Staff at the Birmingham store firs...
The European Human Rights campaigner Noel Fielding has called for the Nation to fight for its rights to wear pyjamas. Not just in Tesco, but anywhere they want. He revealed this new campaign at a Press conference in Brussels and says he will die fo...
Unconfirmed reports here in the UK appear to suggest that recently deposed Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, has accepted a £6.50 an hour temporary contract to be a night shift shelf stacker at a local Tesco Extra store.
Hughes, a former Manch...
There was drama 'in store' for shoppers at a large supermarket chain in Thailand on Thursday, when a Hull man became lost in amongst the superstore's vast number of aisles, and had to be rescued by a search party.
Monkey Woods, originally from Hul...
A team of intrepid explorers working deep in a previously-uncharted area of the Amazon rainforest in Brasil, had the shock of their lives this week when, instead of the lost tribe of pygmies they were looking for, they stumbled upon an even greater d...