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Funny story:  The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...
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Funny story:  Facebook? More like the good book!

Facebook? More like the good book!

Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...
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Funny story:  Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not steal

Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...
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Funny story:  Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...
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Funny story:  Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Long thought to be different names for the same eternal and fiery destination, Florida pornography producer, polygamist and convicted drug smuggler, Bernie Smurphwank says "not so". During a recent golf event, Smurphwank was struck by lightning on t...
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Funny story:  Da Pidgen 10 Commandments

Da Pidgen 10 Commandments

1. God is numbah one 2. No make da kine statues 3. Wahtch yo mout. No swea wit God's name. 4. On Sunday, no can do nuttin 5. Leesen to yo muddah an yo faddah 6. No keel nobody 7. No go moemoe wit yo bruddah's wahine 8. No cockaroach nottin 9. No lie, broh! 10. No be jealous one noddah person's stuffs Oh,one noddah ting...no talk stink bout nobody!...
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Funny story:  Pope updates the 10 commandments

Pope updates the 10 commandments

To keep up with the times and to help modernise the Church, Pope Benedict rewrote the ten commandments, and here are the new ones: 1. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou dost kill a British bomber crew that are trying to end the most evil regime in history 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's land, unless it's called Poland 3. Thou shalt honour thy mother and father, by reporting them to...
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Funny story:  Lost Five Commandments Unearthed In Lancashire Field

Lost Five Commandments Unearthed In Lancashire Field

Ramsbottom, Lancashire - Local farmer Cosmo Clitterthwaite today claimed to have unearthed another five commandments, in addition to the ten already given to Moses on tablets of stone, during routine digging in a field. Our reporting team was unan...
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Funny story:  Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression. The Seven Ap...
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Funny story:  Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim. Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...
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Funny story:  Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...
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Funny story:  Pope Reissues Ten Commandments After Rethink

Pope Reissues Ten Commandments After Rethink

The Vatican has issued a brand new set of the ten commandments after a "rethink" over the messages contained on the slabs of stone Moses carefully dragged down the mountain after speaking to God.
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Funny story:  Ethics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK

Ethics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK

The House of Representatives ethics committee has passed a new set of Republican backed rules which reduce the Ten Commandments down to nine "suggestions". The new rules drop the eighth commandment, which prohibits stealing. A congressman is permitt...
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Funny story:  Ten Commandments Collectors Edition Now Available

Ten Commandments Collectors Edition Now Available

OPP, Alabama - A boxed-set, leather-bound collectors edition of the Ten Commandments, complete with an illustrated, twenty-six-page, large-print booklet containing an accurate facsimile of God's original outline and recording notes, will hit record...
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Funny story:  Ten Commandments Barred From Courthouse, Schools Next?

Ten Commandments Barred From Courthouse, Schools Next?

(Cumberland, MD--SP)Members of the Doo Wop group 'The Ten Commandments' were saddened Monday at a Judges decision to bar the stylish ensemble from performing on the front steps during Allegany County Days. Maryland District Judge Ross...
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