One-upping its recent ruling allowing public prayers before town meetings in Greece, New York, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 to include the Ten Commandments in federal criminal jury instructions.
Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the majority, "It d...
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Blow up anything fun today?
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The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert.
It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...
Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer.
Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...
Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...
The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments.
At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land.
Launching the upd...
Long thought to be different names for the same eternal and fiery destination, Florida pornography producer, polygamist and convicted drug smuggler, Bernie Smurphwank says "not so". During a recent golf event, Smurphwank was struck by lightning on t...
1. God is numbah one
2. No make da kine statues
3. Wahtch yo mout. No swea wit God's name.
4. On Sunday, no can do nuttin
5. Leesen to yo muddah an yo faddah
6. No keel nobody
7. No go moemoe wit yo bruddah's wahine
8. No cockaroach nottin
9. No lie, broh!
10. No be jealous one noddah person's stuffs
Oh,one noddah ting...no talk stink bout nobody!...
To keep up with the times and to help modernise the Church, Pope Benedict rewrote the ten commandments, and here are the new ones:
1. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou dost kill a British bomber crew that are trying to end the most evil regime in history
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's land, unless it's called Poland
3. Thou shalt honour thy mother and father, by reporting them to...
Ramsbottom, Lancashire - Local farmer Cosmo Clitterthwaite today claimed to have unearthed another five commandments, in addition to the ten already given to Moses on tablets of stone, during routine digging in a field.
Our reporting team was unan...
A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression.
The Seven Ap...
The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim.
Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...
Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...
The Vatican has issued a brand new set of the ten commandments after a "rethink" over the messages contained on the slabs of stone Moses carefully dragged down the mountain after speaking to God.
The House of Representatives ethics committee has passed a new set of Republican backed rules which reduce the Ten Commandments down to nine "suggestions". The new rules drop the eighth commandment, which prohibits stealing. A congressman is permitt...
OPP, Alabama - A boxed-set, leather-bound collectors edition of the Ten Commandments, complete with an illustrated, twenty-six-page, large-print booklet containing an accurate facsimile of God's original outline and recording notes, will hit record...
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