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Funny story: K-Mart Changes Employee Dental Coverage: Limits Number of Teeth Covered

K-Mart Changes Employee Dental Coverage: Limits Number of Teeth Covered

Hoffman Estates, Illinois - K-Mart Corporation has changed the dental insurance it provides to employees to limit the number of teeth covered per individual. K-Mart's previous dental insurance covered all teeth for all paid participants. The new...
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Funny story: Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Fairfax, VA - A local woman has filed charges against Vice-President Biden because she claims that during a speech he gave recently, which the plaintiff attended, Mr. Biden flashed his pearly whites at the woman and temporarily blinded her. Th...
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Funny story: Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Police in Las Vegas, Nevada are now searching for a "freak" identified by a prostitute after two other prostitutes have been missing for weeks. This lady is in pretty bad shape but has told police a great deal about her attacker. "It was a male...
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Funny story: Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth. And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could...
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Funny story: Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and...
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Funny story: Actor Steve Buscemi Tells Oprah Winfrey He Has Too Many Teeth

Actor Steve Buscemi Tells Oprah Winfrey He Has Too Many Teeth

During an emotional television interview, actor Steve Buscemi acknowledged that he's known for years that he has too many teeth. "I'm tired of lying about it and decided to admit it--I have way too many teeth," the 55-year-old Buscemi told Oprah...
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Funny story: Buck-Toothed Man Unable to Remove Turtleneck Shirt

Buck-Toothed Man Unable to Remove Turtleneck Shirt

Despite gallant efforts, firefighters were unable to remove a tight turtleneck shirt worn by a local man because of his oversized front teeth. 34-year old Skeech Burlingame said he tried the shirt on at a nearby clothing store but when he tried...
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Funny story: Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...
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Funny story: Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...
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Funny story: People would rather be punched in the face than go to the dentist

People would rather be punched in the face than go to the dentist

Britain is facing a bad teeth epidemic, and the Dentist Industry Watchdog, InterDent, has placed the blame firmly at the feet of dentists. "They're very expensive," said Ian Sizer, Press Officer for InterDent. "In a recent survey, people with toot...
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Funny story: Believing in the Tooth Fairy leads to memory problems

Believing in the Tooth Fairy leads to memory problems

The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Researchers have been trying to track down the Tooth Fairy in a national study of infants. Cognitive scientists At Toddlers University asked lots of 5-year-olds about their most recent tooth lo...
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Funny story: Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...
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Funny story: Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

London - The cosmetic secrets of Kate Middleton's pearly gnashers were revealed at a press conference at lunchtime today. A perfect alignment of all 32 teeth is mostly due to their part-time role that regularly ends at bedtime, orthodontic sources...
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Funny story: Neil Warnock's teeth

Neil Warnock's teeth

QPR fans are chewing over the formation of their manager's new teeth. "Sir Neil's Hampsteads don't seem to fit, he looks like Dick Emery's vicar" proclaimed lifelong QPR fan Ginger Vitis, a dental hygienist from East Acton. Warnock guided his...
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Funny story: Local Man Admits To Having Wooden Teeth, Plastic Kneecaps, A Concrete Skull, And Being Utterly Witless

Local Man Admits To Having Wooden Teeth, Plastic Kneecaps, A Concrete Skull, And Being Utterly Witless

Local man, Arsene Hipsway, of Titchyfields, Hants, reputedly a neighbour of talentless local fuckwit, Martin Shuttlecock, today admitted that his teeth are made of wood, his kneecaps constructed of window grade uPVC, and his cranium made of reinforce...
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Funny story: Toothpaste Company fined under Trades Description Act

Toothpaste Company fined under Trades Description Act

Cresgate, Britain's largest manufacturer of toothpaste and toothbrushes has been fined just under half a million pounds due to claims that the names of its toothpastes are "at best misleading" and "at worst erroneous". Cresgate gained the largest...
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Funny story: Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

The Google Doodle commemorating the 240th birthday of Richard Trevithick, one of the fathers of steam locomotion, tore itself apart today, when the gears at its centre were found to be in a locked formation. Unfortunately, the Doodle had already bee...
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