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Funny story: Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...
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Funny story: Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...
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Funny story: British Teddy Bear Seized By Australian Police and Remanded in Custody as a Danger to Society

British Teddy Bear Seized By Australian Police and Remanded in Custody as a Danger to Society

Australian border patrol today seized a teddy bear sent from Britain as a baby gift because it was deemed a threat to the commonwealth's national security. Caroline Rothwell, 26, who has no links to Al-Qaeda, sent the bear in a baby shower parcel...
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Funny story: The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Kidnapping of J-Man's Teddy Bear The news came fast and furious in the form of e-mail and text messages from the American Southwest. Before anyone knew what the real story was, or who might be to blame, e-mail begat e-mail until prompting an information frenzy based loosely and only on theory and conjecture. All that any of us knew for sure, was that the Jalapeno Man's prize teddy bear, t...
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Funny story: Bear in The Big Jail House

Bear in The Big Jail House

'Bear in the Big Blue House' is one of the countries, if not the worlds, most favourite children's shows. But after the recent controversies, is this really suitable behaviour for our children to be exposed to? You have heard the latest scandals abou...
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Funny story: Paddington's Got a Brand New Bear

Paddington's Got a Brand New Bear

In celebration of the 50th birthday of Paddington Bear, the Cleavland Zoo announced today that they would be re-naming one of their bears, Paddington. His name up until now was Neil. Cleavland Zoo representative Barry Brown said that they had want...
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Funny story: President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

Sources close to the White House confirmed today that Mr. Wiggles the teddy bear of President Bush was kidnapped.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.
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Funny story: Bear starts new life in hiding

Bear starts new life in hiding

A teddy bear who was jailed in Sudan last November has started a new life away from the public eye after months of uncertainty over his fate. At one point he feared for his life as Sudanese prosecutors pushed for the death penalty to be applied to hi...
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Funny story: Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Mrs Gillian Gibbons, the 54 year-old schoolteacher from somewhere in Liverpool, has decided to go on a World Tour to see how many religions she can insult.
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Funny story: Sudan teacher on death row for naming teddy bear Gordon

Sudan teacher on death row for naming teddy bear Gordon

A teacher from Sudan was undergoing intense interrogation today, in the top British police headquarters at New Scotland Yard.
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Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic&#...
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Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...
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Funny story: Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Shelburne, Vermont - After the sentencing of British schoolteacher, Gillian Gibbons, in Sudan, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company announced today it would be canceling a line of controversial religiously themed bears such as Judas Bear with Fifty Pieces...
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Funny story: Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

The bear formerly known as Edward Bear at the centre of the Sudanese bear naming furore tells his own story here in your soaraway Spoof special in a worldwide exclusive brought to you only by The Spoof.
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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.
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Funny story: Sudan Row Boy Admits it was His Idea

Sudan Row Boy Admits it was His Idea

The schoolboy at the centre of the Sudanese Teddy Bear Row has revealed for the first time that it was his idea to name the bear Mohammed.
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Funny story: Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...
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