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Pensioner kept 26 toys in 'hazardous' conditions at his home where they were deprived of cuddles

Funny story: Pensioner kept 26 toys in 'hazardous' conditions at his home where they were deprived of cuddles

* Inspectors found toys in appalling conditions at the house in Liverpool * The toys had been kept in squalid conditions by Raymond Coll, 66 * Mr Coll initially denied he was the owner and claimed he was a burglar * Officials also found a la...

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Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Funny story: Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear. Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Sme...

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Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...

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Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Funny story: Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...

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British Teddy Bear Seized By Australian Police and Remanded in Custody as a Danger to Society

Funny story: British Teddy Bear Seized By Australian Police and Remanded in Custody as a Danger to Society

Australian border patrol today seized a teddy bear sent from Britain as a baby gift because it was deemed a threat to the commonwealth's national security. Caroline Rothwell, 26, who has no links to Al-Qaeda, sent the bear in a baby shower parcel...

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The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

Funny story: The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Kidnapping of J-Man's Teddy Bear The news came fast and furious in the form of e-mail and text messages from the American Southwest. Before anyone knew what the real story was, or who might be to blame, e-mail begat e-mail until prompting an information frenzy based loosely and only on theory and conjecture. All that any of us knew for sure, was that the Jalapeno Man's prize teddy bear, t...

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Bear in The Big Jail House

'Bear in the Big Blue House' is one of the countries, if not the worlds, most favourite children's shows. But after the recent controversies, is this really suitable behaviour for our children to be exposed to? You have heard the latest scandals abou...

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Paddington's Got a Brand New Bear

In celebration of the 50th birthday of Paddington Bear, the Cleavland Zoo announced today that they would be re-naming one of their bears, Paddington. His name up until now was Neil. Cleavland Zoo representative Barry Brown said that they had want...

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President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

Funny story: President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

Sources close to the White House confirmed today that Mr. Wiggles the teddy bear of President Bush was kidnapped.

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Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.

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Bear starts new life in hiding

Funny story: Bear starts new life in hiding

A teddy bear who was jailed in Sudan last November has started a new life away from the public eye after months of uncertainty over his fate. At one point he feared for his life as Sudanese prosecutors pushed for the death penalty to be applied to hi...

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Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Funny story: Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Mrs Gillian Gibbons, the 54 year-old schoolteacher from somewhere in Liverpool, has decided to go on a World Tour to see how many religions she can insult.

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Sudan teacher on death row for naming teddy bear Gordon

Funny story: Sudan teacher on death row for naming teddy bear Gordon

A teacher from Sudan was undergoing intense interrogation today, in the top British police headquarters at New Scotland Yard.

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Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic&#...

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Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...

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Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Funny story: Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Shelburne, Vermont - After the sentencing of British schoolteacher, Gillian Gibbons, in Sudan, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company announced today it would be canceling a line of controversial religiously themed bears such as Judas Bear with Fifty Pieces...

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Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

Funny story: Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

The bear formerly known as Edward Bear at the centre of the Sudanese bear naming furore tells his own story here in your soaraway Spoof special in a worldwide exclusive brought to you only by The Spoof.

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Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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