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Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Funny story: Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...

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Tears grow for kissing teenager

Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...

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President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

Funny story: President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...

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Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

Funny story: Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a flood alert for Chicago and most of Illinois state in the wake of the final Oprah Winfrey chat show on Wednesday. FEMA Director William Fugate issued the warning after a massive outpouring of gr...

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Widowed Housewife Unsure Of Her Poem's Merit

Funny story: Widowed Housewife Unsure Of Her Poem's Merit

Ireland -Three days ago, recently widowed housewife, Eileen O' Hara from Portlaoise, Ireland wrote a short poem amid a fit of woebegone tears. The poem, entitled "The Long Short Goodbye" remembers her late husband Peter O&...

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Minor Leaguer Tears it Up in Triple-A, Becomes Pitching Natural

Tom Glavine, Steve Avery and Greg Maddux are gone. And pretty soon, so will John Smoltz.

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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