Washington DC - White House tarot readers are urging calling off Thursday's annual dinner after the No 16 Major Arcana card, Thanksgiving Day Bloodbath, appeared in the President's ten card spread.
The omen was enough to spook Michelle Obama into...
London - The find comes nearly one year after the discovery of a dead man 'impersonating a major arcana Tarot card' opposite Buckingham Palace - as reported by QM-NewsCorpse.
"It's an eerie echo of the July 2011 incident," an early morning jogger...
London - The trusty retainer's 10-card spreads have seen her alright for nigh on 30 years.
Now Monty Liverish-Gusset RVM (and bar) has been told to bugger orf amid predictions 'the Queen's about to drop dead'.
His latest reading showed 'loads...
London - (Revelations, Chapter 9/11): The whistleblowing website's entire street cred depends on this latest claim.
Apparently a UN tarot reader who in 1995 predicted Barack Obama's stunning 2008 White House victory is going for the biggie.
Local psychic, Magical Mary correctly predicted that she would be better off to the tune of £15.27 by the end of a call made to her requesting a psychic reading.
She's very good at knowing when she's coming into money and when others - mostly...
An Appeal Court in California has been asked to review a murder conviction on the basis that the jury reached its verdict after following some Tarot readings in the jury room while no one else was looking.
Actually only four were involved in the r...
London - (Ass Mess): Members of the Ancient Order of the Hellfire Club have been tipped the wink by insider sources to expect a St George's Day massacre of their members tomorrow as UK cops, spooks and prosecutors unite to purge the seat of gover...
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