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Thanksgiving Day bloodbath on the cards

Funny story: Thanksgiving Day bloodbath on the cards

Washington DC - White House tarot readers are urging calling off Thursday's annual dinner after the No 16 Major Arcana card, Thanksgiving Day Bloodbath, appeared in the President's ten card spread. The omen was enough to spook Michelle Obama into...

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'Copycat' Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found in Hyde Park

Funny story: 'Copycat' Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found in Hyde Park

London - The find comes nearly one year after the discovery of a dead man 'impersonating a major arcana Tarot card' opposite Buckingham Palace - as reported by QM-NewsCorpse. "It's an eerie echo of the July 2011 incident," an early morning jogger...

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Queen fires tarot reader over 'treasonous' prediction of her RIP

Funny story: Queen fires tarot reader over 'treasonous' prediction of her RIP

London - The trusty retainer's 10-card spreads have seen her alright for nigh on 30 years. Now Monty Liverish-Gusset RVM (and bar) has been told to bugger orf amid predictions 'the Queen's about to drop dead'. His latest reading showed 'loads...

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More shock-horror as Wikileaks predicts Queen's RIP tomorrow, St Andrew's Day

Funny story: More shock-horror as Wikileaks predicts Queen's RIP tomorrow, St Andrew's Day

London - (Revelations, Chapter 9/11): The whistleblowing website's entire street cred depends on this latest claim. Apparently a UN tarot reader who in 1995 predicted Barack Obama's stunning 2008 White House victory is going for the biggie. Thi...

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Local Mystic Predicts She'll Be £15 Better Off By The End Of Hotline Call

Funny story: Local Mystic Predicts She'll Be £15 Better Off By The End Of Hotline Call

Local psychic, Magical Mary correctly predicted that she would be better off to the tune of £15.27 by the end of a call made to her requesting a psychic reading. She's very good at knowing when she's coming into money and when others - mostly...

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Jury Consults Tarot Cards

Funny story: Jury Consults Tarot Cards

An Appeal Court in California has been asked to review a murder conviction on the basis that the jury reached its verdict after following some Tarot readings in the jury room while no one else was looking. Actually only four were involved in the r...

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Expect a St George's Day disaster Hellfire Club told

Funny story: Expect a St George's Day disaster Hellfire Club told

London - (Ass Mess): Members of the Ancient Order of the Hellfire Club have been tipped the wink by insider sources to expect a St George's Day massacre of their members tomorrow as UK cops, spooks and prosecutors unite to purge the seat of gover...

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