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Funny story: Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Consignment centers all over Louisville experienced what one businessman said was the "anti Target" effect. Customers infuriated with Target's inability to safeguard their data, even though they became expert at guessing when a woman was goin...
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Funny story: Most Stolen Item in America?

Most Stolen Item in America?

You'll have to guess several times as this writer gave it my beat shot! Believe it or not, it's hogs. I know you're thinking why so many hogs? Well, for one thing, an average sized hog can bring you $250 if you already have a customer ready to sl...
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Funny story: Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it has been minimized by the more commercial, and there...
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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story: Target, Leading Employer of Nocturnal Immigrants, Opens 624,248th Store

Target, Leading Employer of Nocturnal Immigrants, Opens 624,248th Store

Target Corporation, America's 2nd leading department store, announced today that Store number 624,248, situated only 500' from another Target will open for business tomorrow. Target's success has come from a basic premise: Open a store in every f-...
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Funny story: Targeting the SNACK BAR

Targeting the SNACK BAR

I went shopping with Mrs. Rhodester recently and spent the better part of the evening in a Target store while she grabbed a cart and zipped away, which to me is kind of like waiting in a Doctor's office for a rectal exam - I know it has to be done but, in the end, it's going to cost a small fortune and I'll be walking funny. The reason I walk funny when leaving the Target store is that...
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Funny story: Experts say Target is exactly that

Experts say Target is exactly that

It is now strongly recommended that everyone stay out and away from the department store known as "Target." Experts agree that these stores are owned and operated by terrorists.
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Funny story: The popular art of management bollocks

The popular art of management bollocks

We've all heard phrases like 'This is a solution to leverage new opportunities in the target sector" haven't we. Is it a form of language that we need to learn if we are to 'get on', or is it just a load of bollocks!...
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