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Funny story: John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

Washington D.C. - Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon. The Republican congressman fr...
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Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Getting That Huge Navel Orange Look

Paula Deen Getting That Huge Navel Orange Look

MEMPHIS - Paula Deen was in Memphis visiting her high school home economics teacher Mrs. Orchid Burlapinski. Mrs. Burlapinski, who turned 91, on January 19, which also happens to be Paula's birthday as well, was shocked to see that her former pupi...
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Funny story: California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story: Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...
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Funny story: Wan Van Man, Dan, An' Tan Man, Stan, Can Ban Gran's Fan Plan

Wan Van Man, Dan, An' Tan Man, Stan, Can Ban Gran's Fan Plan

89 year-old grandmother of 13 Edna Hiscox has hit a problem with her planning application to erect a wind turbine in her garden in Duke Street, Peckham. Two local businessmen, Daniel Lovatt and Stanley Stitt, obtained a court injunction on Tuesday...
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