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Funny story:  One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover

One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover

Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell announces he is splitting up

Simon Cowell announces he is splitting up

Hot on the heels of the recent announcement by Westlife, it was announced today that Simon Cowell is splitting up. It would appear that Simon says "put your hands on the dial (premium only please)" is to be no more. At a press conference held i...
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Funny story:  Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Memphis, Tennessee -- The King of Rock 'n Roll paid a visit to Graceland on the 34th anniversary of his death, bringing with him some advice for America's current top pop star, Lady Gaga. "I'm making more in a day as a ghost than most performers e...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...
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Funny story:  BBC to scrap celebrity talent show

BBC to scrap celebrity talent show

The BBC announced yesterday that it is to scrap plans for their forthcoming show "Celebrity Talent". A spokesman said that despite interviewing more than 800 D list celebrities it had been impossible to find enough of them with some modicum of tal...
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Funny story:  TV Talent Gene-ius!

TV Talent Gene-ius!

Applications for reality TV gameshows has steadily increased over the last five years. There appears to be no end of hopefuls who seem to want their 'fifteen minutes of fame' as singers, dancers, actors, Big Brother housemates. Recent genetic test...
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Funny story:  "Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" launched today

"Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" launched today

In an effort to make more money from premium rate telephone lines and pointless quizzes in the advertisement breaks in between, Simon Cowbell today announced his new talentless show series. "Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" will...
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Funny story:  Reasons To Admire Simon Cowell.

Reasons To Admire Simon Cowell.

* He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it * He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!) * He tends to have hot chicks around him * He made music for Zig and Zag * He's fucking loaded * He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him * He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl * Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!...
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Funny story:  Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor. The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only...
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Funny story:  Talent goes looking for talent: Boyle in trouble

Talent goes looking for talent: Boyle in trouble

Hollywood, Tuesday: Scottish UK Got Talent star, Susan Boyle, has been arrested for soliciting on Hollywood and Vine during her infamous excursion to Los Angeles for appearances on American television. The female wanna be was said to have cruised...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell to enter monastery

Simon Cowell to enter monastery

The recent furore over Susan Boiled led Cowell to re-examine his values and with typical humility, he has decided to undertake monastic vows. "I have been seeking a more spiritual lifestyle for some days" says Simon Cowell during a break from his...
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Funny story:  New talent show "Britain's got Expenses"

New talent show "Britain's got Expenses"

The soon-to-retire Speaker of the House of Commons has been hired by Bid Up TV to present a new talent show on television. "Britain's Got Expenses" will very much follow the format of existing talent shows by holding heats throughout the country i...
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Funny story:  Amish Boy Stars In Pennsylvania's Got Talent

Amish Boy Stars In Pennsylvania's Got Talent

A young Amish boy last night emerged as the star of 'Pennsylvania's Got Talent', and immediately became a firm favourite to win the talent show. For 8 year old Samuel Heiser from Lancaster County it must have been daunting experience taking to th...
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Funny story:  Boyle's Law Gets Facelift, New Application

Boyle's Law Gets Facelift, New Application

BERKELEY, CA - Mathematicians have discovered an astonishing new application for a very old law. Published by Robert Boyle in 1662, Boyle's Law describes the inversely proportional relationship between volume and pressure in gases. Put quite simp...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers have reportedly filed for divorce in what is set to become the costliest divorce in history. In a press release by the trousers agents, the trousers have expressed their regret, but said that relations between them and the '...
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Funny story:  'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!

'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!

Following Kelly Brooks recent confession to suffering from 'no talent syndrome.' Other stars feel comfortable enough to share the news that they too, are in the advanced stages of 'no talent'! The Narcissus trust is a world renowned treatment cen...
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