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Funny story: Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

The easiest way to make people think you're smart is to talk about China. Discussing the global economy? …and then there's China. Discussing Western philosophy? …and then there's China. Do you think Alsatians taste better than Labradors? …and then there's China. The only occasion where this doesn't work is if you're already talking about China. There's some unwritten dinner party law that everyone...
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Funny story: Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

A 16-year-old girl who was shot in the arse at a takeaway restaurant in east London has died. Agnes Sina-Inakoju-Umbimkalu-Agapangupo-Dikaloku-Winterbottom, was shot through the rear entrance of Hoxton Chicken and Pizza on in Hackney by two Spurs...
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Funny story: 14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...
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Funny story: White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...
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Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.
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Funny story: First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.
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