Showing:

Funny satire stories about takeaways

Try another search?

Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

Read full story View 'Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford'

Charity Hate Campaigner Faces Trial Over Takeaway Waste

A Sussex man has told of his torture at the hands of a local charity organisation. Steve Dobbs, 37, was hounded out of his house and home by the hate campaign instigated by the Sussex 'Food For The Poor' charity. Dobbs had returned home from a...

Read full story View 'Charity Hate Campaigner Faces Trial Over Takeaway Waste'

WikiLeaks explains why China is so rich

Funny story: WikiLeaks explains why China is so rich

The latest cable leak from WikiLeaks goes some way to explain why China has so much available cash in a time when the West is strapped. Leaked cables from US officials shine light on what has been suspected for some time now the fact that the Chin...

Read full story View 'WikiLeaks explains why China is so rich'

Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

Funny story: Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

The easiest way to make people think you're smart is to talk about China. Discussing the global economy? …and then there's China. Discussing Western philosophy? …and then there's China. Do you think Alsatians taste better than Labradors? …and then there's China. The only occasion where this doesn't work is if you're already talking about China. There's some unwritten dinner party law that everyone...

Read full story View 'Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China'

Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

Funny story: Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

A 16-year-old girl who was shot in the arse at a takeaway restaurant in east London has died. Agnes Sina-Inakoju-Umbimkalu-Agapangupo-Dikaloku-Winterbottom, was shot through the rear entrance of Hoxton Chicken and Pizza on in Hackney by two Spurs...

Read full story View 'Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm'

14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Funny story: 14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...

Read full story View '14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama'

White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

Funny story: White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...

Read full story View 'White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas'

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.

Read full story View 'New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out'

First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

Funny story: First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.

Read full story View 'First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed'

Breaking news…

Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
39 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more